Was at KFC to get something to eat. I wanted a specific piece so I asked her for a thigh piece and the lady says “which side?”.
Me: *heavy silence as I contemplate such an odd question* ...”right side”
Lady then said “no sir, mashed or French fries?”
Jesus take the wheel... 🤦🏻♂️
I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes “maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!” This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes “.....where’s the pretty one?” KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO