nan!

very capable of taming a bear

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

widows bay asks a lot of important questions like
1. what would it take for you to sympathize with the mayor in jaws
2. what if no one believed the final girl
3. what would it take for you to NOT kill someone
4. how can we put chris fleming in everything

[ramz @ramzreboot]

i need to say something and i don’t care if it gets me cancelled. i don’t like how mean they are to jerry in Parks and Rec

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

every photo of simon and garfunkel looks like promo pics for a scrapped 70s sitcom about a gay couple learning to make it in the big world

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

british child voice: i’m just gonna get meself one more crouton

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

they need to marie kondo this butch (westminister abbey)

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

carrie bradshaw is something of a modern-day james boswell

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

everyone is jealous of my mcflurry

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

Nobody is complaining loudly enough that Wikipedia is sometimes no longer even on the first page of google results. Like what the hell are we doing

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

we need a lesbian benson boone

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

there's a dog AND ice cream sandwiches at work today

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

At this point I can’t even call it procrastinating anymore, I’m straight up jeopardizing my future 😭

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

the master lowk gay as hell

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

i'm bisexual because it would be weird if i wasn't

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

imagine you n your pals were dying in the desert and then you found an oasis and just as you took a drink your friend said something funny and you snarfed. and then you died of dehydration

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

talking to my parents is insane we'll just be vibing then my mom will say she's never heard of 2048

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

@nailshydroflask shruthy……..

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

my life is about getting back to london

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

@vLexiez strangest thing is their dehydration

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

can you venmo me 2.75 for your wikipedia donation

[nan! @baloneyofficial]

winston "yeah go talk to the guy you like" bishop can we get you on stranger things