Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse

I am a kitty who adopted @MenslyThings. I like to sleep in my lair, play with anything that rattles, and go on adventures around the neighbourhood.

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Here’s a recipe for #RussianBlue
- cat milk
- vodka
- Kallua
- blue food dye

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Apparently another cat helped realise we also made an Ensly Lighthouse when they were cuddled while hearing about how great my bar mitzvah was where I got to try @kfc and be the centre of attention. There was definitely human #catnip at THAT party.

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Of course I know all about the Balrog Ensly Antilighthouse. AMA

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

@redrum_panda I just found out that I am I neutered prince trying to deal with another neutered prince who keeps trying to make kitten princesses. That’s not how it works for those of us who did the transition before puberty.

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Cats doing an intervention, try to spot them all.
Hint: there are no cats in this photo

This is what daddy came home to after leaving that chair there from triggering the fire alarm trying to make beans on toast this morning. https://t.co/gopf6zd5er

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

My social media existence is a derivative work of Bruiser Woods, who also studied at Harvard. Remember that name. https://t.co/GM4KVwThwZ

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Anyone who discriminates against black cats for how they photograph for social media needs a better camera. #iphone12pro #iphonephotography #blackcats #cutecats #salem #fluffycats https://t.co/maYWHSd6Sc

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Watching #mice on tv. #justcatthings #hhgttg #fluffycats #cutecats https://t.co/wIPEYSXpYE

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Watching #mice on tv. #justcatthings #hhgttg #fluffycats #cutecats

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

Salem is helping daddy revise for dungeons and dragons. https://t.co/NnH7w0ujAw

[🤖 @asdf_78601]

#CatsOfTwitter #catmom

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

@MrKRudd

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

@redrum_panda

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

All the #shippers writing #slashfiction about me and #Salem were right. Daddy caught us sleeping together today. I’m canonically a #powerbottom. #cutecats #fluffycats #blackcat #witchcraft

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

@redrum_panda Stop being a pussy

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

More #yiddish on @duolingo

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

I need a midday nap before my afternoon snooze.
#cat #cutecats #cutecatsofinstagram #fluffycats https://t.co/TM7NoH2naZ

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

shitposting on #onlyfans

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

@0Seqtor @funnylaughtrax @sabrinanetflix I recently posted on Facebook about the genuine discrimination #blackcats face. #BlackLivesMatter

https://t.co/NX7VMmQQE4

[Balrog Ensly from Ensly Lighthouse @balrogmeowgoth]

My brother from another mother loves to be brushed. #blackcat #cutecat #fluffycat #cat #sabrinatheteenagewitch #sabrina #witcher @sabrinanetflix

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I had my feelings hurt twice this month

I can't remember the incidents now, but I just thought people should know