calvino

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

If she doesn’t want to roll me into a little ball and shove me up her—

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

How many times a week do you actually wanna see someone you are dating?

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

high me doing insta cart shopping—best believe I’ll be on my A game

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

GUYS PLEASE LOOK!!! I got a male Instacart shopper and he just beat every terrible male Instacart shopper allegation. Everybody clap for Juan

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

I have calves like this. I can’t wear jeans 🫩

[Foco @focodereality]

Qual a razão pela qual só algumas pessoas tem as panturrilhas assim?

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

@BleacherReport The Warriors in the LeBron Sweepstakes

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

@SpatialPhysics @ginamilan_ Oh no, she’ll fall into the arms of the twin to fill in that hole. No pun intended btw

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

@GregCotta @thatl0calguy

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

Wow @NBA just wow

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

@TravisSkol 👨‍🦯

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

@Worldisastage11 @ElSith_V2 @utd_flxme @StephonCastle A 30 💣 with a minimum of 6 TO’s

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

Put these kids in the war—gangbang for the country, pa

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

Behold, the consequences of birthright citizenship.

These parasites would be in the fields harvesting crops with their bare hands in their own craphole nation.

but nooooo…

Instead, they are here, destroying another American neighborhood with their mere presence.

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

rest in peace, E ♥️

[John Palminteri @JohnPalminteri]

These flowers have been left at the scene of a fatal rollover crash Saturday morning in Santa Barbara just past the northbound Castillo onramp. The name of the driver is expected to be released this week by the CHP. The crash investigation led to a full freeway shutdown.

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

He said “colored people” I’m Hispanic and idgaf regardless

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

@coffeeorlatte That place is gas—love the pazookie from there

[k @KayceeMrtz]

Come onn a few quickies won’t ruin our friendship

[Jay 🛸 @liljay8k]

Them: “Sorry but we have to cancel the plans”

Me:

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

ye

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

😭😭🤣

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

Bring him to the lakers for the plot

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell ESPN.

[calvino @balvinbarr2]

Give me 2 million I’m walking there

[kingtisemedia @kingtisemedia]

Give me 41 million and I’ll be there tonight