Bretticus Maximus

Still battling through the longest midlife crisis in history. Click follow to join the fight. GO CHIEFS!

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OVER RAIDED

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

It’s impossible to defend this call. Impossible. Ref should be fired and investigated for corruption.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Supreme Court Rules Any Baby Born At Olive Garden Is An Italian Citizen

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@sarahtexe Already required dumbass.

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Fuck you, fuck all your friends, I hope you all have a wonderful day.

[Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub]

WHAT IF JUSTIN BEATS Illia? Can you imagine the headlines? Well sir……

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@joeroganhq 11.

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The UFC at the White House was just awesome. That’s all. Awesome.

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

They just played this at UFC America 250 and it is one of the greatest things I have ever seen 🇺🇸

God bless America

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Tua Tagovailoa has put his South Florida home up for sale after being released by the Dolphins and signing with the Falcons

[Mitchell Schwartz @MitchSchwartz71]

The Chiefs don’t need to commit to the run! They need a home run hitter who can make defenses pay for staying in 2 high and light boxes. Either the D opens up the run game for explosives, or they get scared and change and open up some pass game. Walker should be a perfect fit! 👍

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

LETS GO!! 💪🏽💪🏽

[Ukraine Battle Map @ukraine_map]

Iran 🇮🇷 has launched a Soyuz rocket and destroyed a Naval Destroyer

The US 🇺🇸 has destroyed 17 Iranian Naval Warships and 1 Submarine

While, Iran has destroyed 40 Ai Warships, 2 Ai Aircraft Carriers, and conducted the most successful Ai airstrike of the war

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@CoachPLionhead @RealBirdLawyer Jags have 1 good year and now this shit.

[Sami Nathaniel @NathanielSami]

PASS THE SAVE ACT.!!!

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If you drink and drive, you go to jail. But they are eating babies. They eat kids. No jail. If Jesus is coming back, now would be a good time.

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I’m sorry an old lady got kidnapped. Let me know how it turns out.

Now, go arrest the pedos and fraudsters.

[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

The entirety of the playoffs was the perfect Chiefs fan hate watch.

We got to see the Bills lose when they could’ve easily plowed through the AFC.

We got to see the Broncos have a mid off against the patriots and lose.

We got to see the Eagles shit the bed completely and the whole organization has crumbled before our eyes.

We also got to see the Chargers get sent home to Cancun in back to back years.

Now, the Patriots new “dynasty” only lasted one quarter.

Life is good.

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Settle down on Drake. This is a s bad as it gets for a SB QB.

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Robert freaking Richie!!!

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Pizza gate is real
Taxation is theft
Dammit