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The CDC recommends that you just get off social media without the need to tell people you are taking a break from social media.

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Dear @kfc on Convoy in San Diego...Do better.

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Dear @Nordstrom do better.

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To Turtle. Love Christian. #maskedsinger

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To Kitty. Love Violet. #maskedsinger

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Question: Is it Hans Solo or Han Solo? Asking for a friend.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Heal the world

Make it a better place

Remove all Coachella related posts from our timelines for the sake of the entire human race

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Dear #Olympics Curlers (i seriously can’t believe this is a thing)...i am stressed out enough trying to figure out what the crap you are doing. Please stop yelling at each other.

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The only reason i am watching the Eagles game is to see Bradley Cooper. 😍

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Dear @jtimberlake Any idea when your #ManOfTheWoodsTour will be on @netflix? Asking for a “friend”

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Actual representation of me trying to purchase @jtimberlake presale tickets.

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my New Year’s resolution is to not see Mariah Carey perform next New Year’s Eve.

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Almost time to see the posts of all of the razorblades and needles found in Halloween candy. #FakeNews

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@katieeestarkk17 i want to be as cool as you when i grow up 😏

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You don’t owe the internet your trauma, even if everyone else is doing it.
“Surely, no survivor enjoys being re-traumatized for a hashtag.”

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“People may hate us because of Jesus but people should NEVER hate Jesus because of us.” 🙌🏼 You better preach @JenHatmaker #OfMessAndMoxie

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#PrayForVegas #PrayForTheWorld https://t.co/p4fM53b9yc

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i have a great idea. Instead of getting political & placing blame on anyone BUT the terrorist...Let’s just mourn the OVER 50 LIVES LOST!!!

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i have a great idea. Instead of getting political & placing blame on anyone BUT the terrorist...Let’s just mourn the OVER 50 LIVES LOST!!!

[Shane Claiborne @ShaneClaiborne]

Dear @TMZ,
Please rethink your headline:
"Stephen Paddock Doesn't Fit Mass Shooter Profile."
He DOES fit the profile.
He just doesn't fit the narrative of who is dangerous. Change the narrative.

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The real anxiety came from that #McGregor interview at the end...#whathesaid #ithink 🤷🏼‍♀️