Darren

Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.

[Darren @bamber8483]

Can't wait to move house now

[Darren @bamber8483]

you gonna let me have a go of me new phone @AbbeyAnders1

[Darren @bamber8483]

@AbbeyAnders1 sorted just spoke y mum

[Darren @bamber8483]

@AbbeyAnders1 ok

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

To me, drink responsibly means don't fucking spill it.

[Darren @bamber8483]

@AbbeyAnders1 zzzzzzzzzzzz

[Darren @bamber8483]

Some people need to stop faking there illness @AbbeyAnders1

[Juan Mata García @juanmata8]

Very happy for last month. Let's keep working, there is a long way ahead! #CFC @chelseafc #PremierLeague

[Darren @bamber8483]

Jobless given spray tan as confidence booster,this country's getting fucking worse #fuckingjoke

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea's Juan Mata named Premier League Player of the Month for October #cfc #ssn

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that you can sing.

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

If you don't like me, go stand in line with everyone else waiting on me to give a fuck.

[Funny Or Fact @funnyorfact]

Welcome to 'Hollister'! Would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs??

[HONOUROURFORCES @HONOUROURFORCES]

1st of November RIP LADS @HONOUROURFORCES Pls RT

[Jonathan Wilkes @Jonny_Wilkes]

Can we have the capital cup every week pls .. Goals galore

[Darren @bamber8483]

What a great game of football #CapitalOneCupIsExciting #Chelsea

[Darren @bamber8483]

You speak shite....

[Darren @bamber8483]

Well taken goal from de Jong #ChampionsLeague #Ajax

[Darren @bamber8483]

Might as well watch the footie #ChampionsLeague #mancity