Ben Ambery-Smith

Nearly grown up.

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

'If Katniss and Peeta from "Hunger Games" were Hollywood celebrities, their supercouple nickname would either be Katpee or Peeniss.'

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

#RoyalBaby round two, aka the future most jealous sibling ever lived

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Totally forgot I had @UkUkitty installed, took me this long to notice the alarming number of random kitty pictures #politics

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Getting slapped in the face by your tie #justlondonthings #windy #business

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

"We are again stopped at a red signal due to the earlier train-hitting-a-tree incident, sorry for the delays" how does that even happen?

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Don't know whether to laugh or cry, that was intense #MONvAFC

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

First assessment centre booked, let the graduate fun begin #gettingold

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Sanchez is back! #COYG

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

@rqcm literally can't even rn

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

BOYYYDDS BAAACK! Yeah MUTHAUGHPFUKAUGHZ!

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Why the hell is Mel B on the Big Fat Quiz, you're not funny and you haven't laughed once #BigFatQuizofTheYear #MerryChristmas

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"People ask me all the time if I have any black friends, and my answer is, I have no idea.” http://t.co/j16j1xQvQc

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

What a finish for the finish #poldi #GALvAFC

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

@rqcm I do this pretty much every time

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Knew I couldn't outrun freshers flu forever #freshatheart

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Quick! We need a handbag repair man! #CFCvAFC

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Yes Wenger! get involved #coyg

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Fourth and final year, come at me

[Ben Ambery-Smith @bamberysmith]

Packing is such a long ting #bak2skl