BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers

I don’t care what a hot dog is made of, I’m still gonna eat it 🌭

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@prickgoblin 😡😡😡

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

This is an absolute fact 🤣🤣

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@DS_Eliot Probably me!

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@rockstarenergy I will tweet at you every day. First the Pink, then the Fruit Punch Recovery, now I have lost my abortion rights???? What kind of fresh hell are we living in!!!!!????

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

Hopping onto Twitter to tell @rockstarenergy to bring back the Fruit Punch Rockstar Recovery. No one feels recovered with a Lemonade that tastes like a 5 year old who’s never had sugar made it, and Pineapple Coconut is just absolutely disgusting. I want justice!!!!

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@prickgoblin @DS_Eliot @PopCrave @IRLsethlarson I FIND it extremely UNREASONABLE! I will not be lumped in with male Virgos. 😡

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@joseph_dipshit 😩😩😩😩

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@joseph_dipshit Literally just rewatched skins a few weeks ago 😍😍

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Enjoy the nice weather this week end and keep hydrated water rearly works cheers

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@steveharveylar1 Oh. My. God. Fucking. Brutal. Savage. Unbelievable. 💀

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@samanatee @prickgoblin Fr. A sandwich artist was my first tax paying job, and if you were to walk in off the mf’in street and order your absolute abomination of a sandwich, I’d have thrown in my visor right then and there. Never having made it to 16 where I could legally use the oven to make bread.

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@prickgoblin @steveharveylar1 Imagine them tropical Swedish fish shits.

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@DS_Eliot @steveharveylar1 @StepDaddyMaples Absolute babe 😏 ya know I had to hop in with her.

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@steveharveylar1 @StepDaddyMaples

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

Having coffee with my retired therapist today so obviously I’m having a downward spiral about what to wear and pre-planning my updates to not seem like a failure of a patient 🙃🙂🙃

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@Ireno911 Also. TREAT YOURSELF AND GET A SONICARE! For real. You will never go back!!! I promise!!!

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@Ireno911 Cryin. Although even with my absolutely religious skincare routine. I am 💯 notorious for never taking my contacts out because for some reason that’s the hardest thing for me lmao. So I wake up with my eyelids stuck to my eyes in a panic most mornings 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@Ireno911 What???? Setting spray???? Also I feel like we have relatively close to the same skin undertone and I have lots of makeup I could bring you like if maybe ya want 🤷🏻‍♀️☺️😗

[BringingIntegrityToChristianHomemakers @bamburlin]

@DS_Eliot @Royal__Sky JFC I’m wheezing