Jebra

No shame, no pride.

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Sitting in the corner of the club just rubbin and rubbin my little lamp. They don't know I got two wishes left.

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Does anyone else remember a short period of time where BuzzFeed made everyone argue about how they used the toilet?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

I'm not a morning person or a night person. I'm a tired person.

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Damn it feels good to be a horse

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Having a slow day at work makes me feel like one of those depressed zoo animals that just mope around all day because they're bored

[Jebra @bamcamking]

This is what they're doing to me at the dentist today

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Is it best practice to put your poop breaks in your outlook calendar?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

MchuDonalds...
"hi may I take your chud order?"
"yes I'd like a Mcchudle combo."
"would you like a medium or a chud fountain drink?"
"chud, please."

[Jebra @bamcamking]

What if the bathroom scale was sentient and had a foot fetish

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Yer tellin me a much room talked this shit?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Do they make a pill for the Tuesdays?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Do they make a pill for the Mondays?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Super bowl? I'll bring the cereal.

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Grammys aren't like they used to be. No pies, no cookies, no twenty dolla bill slipped in your hand, no warm wet kisses

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Poop number two of the day, man was it weird when I pooped number one

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Chat am I making the world a better place?

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Bed time is just time to a guy like me

[Jebra @bamcamking]

I'd say this ain't my first rodeo but it is

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Lemon poopy seed muffin

[Jebra @bamcamking]

Friendship sandwich