Some of you are so weird. Commuting daily you’re taking buses and keke but as soon that man reaches out to you to come over you remember uber and bolts exist.🤦🏽♀️
If your husband can fill 12.5kg cooking gas.,buy crates of eggs... subscribe cable TV, buy data and fuel generator in this present condition of Nigeria...
Madam please give that man some REAL PEACE OF MIND.
If she’s smart and interesting, I’ll spend. If she isn’t, I’ll still spend. If she wants luxury dates, I’ll spend. If she’s okay with coffee, I’ll still spend. If she doesn’t have money, I’ll spend. If she’s making her own money, I’ll still spend. She should want me.
This Matheus Fernandes discussion is exposing how football fans completely lose their heads over hype.
£85m?
For what exactly?
No seriously.
What are we actually paying for here?
Two Premier League seasons.
Two relegations.
And somehow people are screaming “EPL proven.”
Proven at what?
Getting relegated?
Because if we are being brutally honest, there is not a single elite club on earth spending £85m on a midfielder whose biggest achievement is “he looked good while his team sank twice.”
The Vitinha comparisons are honestly insulting.
Vitinha was technically superior, smarter, more polished, more complete — and PSG got him for around £35m.
Thirty five.
Not eighty five.
So please explain the math.
Not emotions.
Math.
What exactly makes Matheus Fernandes worth over double the price?
And don’t give me “potential.”
Football is full of graves built on potential.
United alone have donated hundreds of millions chasing “the next big thing.”
Sancho.
Antony.
Højlund.
Every single time fans convince themselves:
“This one is different.”
Until reality hits.
Here is the uncomfortable truth people are avoiding:
Matheus Fernandes is not special.
Talented? Yes.
Special? No.
There is nothing he does that football has never seen before.
Nothing revolutionary.
Nothing worth £85m.
He is not prime Modrić.
Not Pedri.
Not Rodri.
Not even close.
He is a good young midfielder with hype inflated by social media clips and desperation in the market.
That’s it.
And please stop pretending £85m is normal money.
£85m buys world-class players.
Champions League players.
League-winning players.
Players who dominate Europe.
Not a back-to-back relegated midfielder heading into the Championship.
At some point clubs need to stop paying for fantasy and start paying for certainty.
Because if this kid is genuinely worth £85m, then football has completely lost its mind.