Bailey Alter

CSBSJU 2019

[Bailey Alter @bamonkey5]

#bachelor the SMILE on Sydney’s face when he said her name shows how delusional she was about this whole thing. She really thought she had it in the bag

[Bailey Alter @bamonkey5]

@hatdoestinder where did you see this?? (but also, not surprised...)

[Jason @jversont]

mentally, I am here

[david @_elvishpresley_]

worth it

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

I’m giving away $500 to 6 random people who retweet this in the next 48 hours.

Must be following me so I can dm you.

Proof of 6 names will be shown.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

everyone: fuck literally how could this year get any worse

2020:

[Bailey Alter @bamonkey5]

@mjkarels It’s an obvious answer from me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[C @conplt]

Holy shit my cousin and his wife did the coolest quarantine thing I’ve seen so far

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

realizing how many pints of ice cream i’ve gone through during quarantine...

[Logan Speyer @11SpeyerL]

Back in my day we had so much toilet paper you literally put it in other people’s trees

[Jared Haibon @haibon_jared]

I am crying. And so are you.

[ғernanda ocнoa @nandaochoa8]

Like is she okay????? My god eat a snickers you cranky bitch #TheBachelor

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it is really cool. that this year. i was given a whole extra day to love you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Bailey Alter @bamonkey5]

@hatdoestinder Except me :(

[Bailey Alter @bamonkey5]

I’ve never related to him more

[The Former Chris Harrison Show @RosesTearsDrama]

Funniest headline of the week, courtesy of Us Magazine:
#TheBachelor #BachelorNation
😄😄😄

[The Former Chris Harrison Show @RosesTearsDrama]

Funniest headline of the week, courtesy of Us Magazine:
#TheBachelor #BachelorNation
😄😄😄

[Rachel Consoli @RachCannoli]

The cosmo cover we actually want. #TheBachelor

[maybe: clare @clur19]

When you’ve been giving your boyfriend the silent treatment in the car the whole way home and then he asks if you want to stop for food https://t.co/Geh6VeUKJz