Bam

going nowhere fast.

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I just want to be able to do a press handstand.

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@conor_strife @DownloadFest How much rooms left in north were still an absolute trek (near the purple gate) away from getting there it seems and I'm wondering if they'll even be space left ?

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Watch this doggo diver score big
That's sticking to it!

(Goldenretriever_lilly IG)

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You never realise quite how long a Bruno Mars song is until someone sings the entire song to you without the song playing

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'ello. Forgot Twitter existed. Heres my dog on his birthday.

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Like today for example

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I take so many pictures of my dog

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No juice.. no milk. Wine and toast for breakfast it is.

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..so .. I'm dating my supervisor

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I kinda wanna fuck my supervisor

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Work.

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@hellochoerry What's your question?

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' I used to have the biggest crush on you' THANK YOU FOR SAYING ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL AND MAKING ZERO MOVES. I REALLY APPRECIATE BEING SINGLE FOR SO LONG. can you not.

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More blue. Much more me.

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I'M ALLOWED A DOG!

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Basically begging my landlord to let me have a dog. PRAY FOR ME.

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'why don't you not be' 'you shouldn't work here then' two comments received today about being deaf. Thank you, I'll take them comments on board.

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I snapped at a customer today. I have some much pent up anger about it. I KNOW WHAT A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IS. I'M ALSO NOT HERE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU, YOU FUCKING TROGLODYTE.

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@dkates517 Yes. 100% he told me like a week ago. Finally

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@dkates517 He's seeing someone else like so fair enough

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@therunnersam Passengers by John marrs. Everyone should read this

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Cant ever take my sisters into work again because they've decided my supervisor would make a good boyfriend