Sam Burrow

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[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

Yo why tf my brain remember the lyrics to any song I’ve heard since 2002 but can’t remember to produce some serotonin?

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@RafSpector @PopTingz Because swifties want any Taylor we can get. Debut is such a nostalgic album for us. Listening to grown Taylor sing those same songs, along with vault tracks, is a really exciting thing. Debut is 20 years old this year. It would be a fun celebration and nod to where she started.

[Taylor Swift Updates @TSUpdating]

“I’m hoping to get in a Taylor Swift music video”

Taylor: 😲😏

https://t.co/AyyKf3xjgB

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@WhiteHouse This is disgusting. Absolutely awful.

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@cityofLS How about tomorrow?

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

The best part of getting Mexican food is filling up on chips and salsa and boxing up over half your meal to take home. Now you have lunch for the next day. That’s what I call meal prep.

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

John Green said it best
“You don’t have to like Taylor Swift, but I get to.”
Gosh I’m glad I get to!!

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@MattWallace888 @AOC And you’re literally an ugly dick.

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@MattWallace888 @AOC If that’s the only insult you can grasp to, you’re either insulting the wrong person or are not educated enough to come up with an actual argument. Stop insulting a very large industry of hard working people for your own dumb agenda.

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@MattWallace888 @AOC Over 50% of Americans have/do work in this industry. No matter how you feel about AOC, insulting her being a bartender only insults everyone else that makes a living in this industry. This only shows how much you are unattached from the true day to day life of the working class.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

What if people sniffed each other when they first met like dogs do?

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Let me get this straight, “guns don’t kill people” but…

- Target merchandise makes you gay
- Bud Light makes you trans
- history books make you Marxist

Is that right?

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

Going from a 52 mile drive to work to a 14 mile drive to work is just the best. I love life

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

First Saturday off in months but jokes on you, I get to attend the funeral for BOTH my grandma and grandpa. Alright.

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

@C_Davis813 Ugh I miss Mexican Villa 😭 bring me some

[Sam Burrow @bamsurrow]

I told my boyfriend about how the battery in my car key was dead and the next day he had watched a video on how to fix it and did it for me 🥲🥹 the little things always matter

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.