lex

look at all the hip, young people eating sal-ads

[lex @BamxLex]

Today my best friend for the last six years passed away after a very short battle with cancer. It came on quick and we had no way of knowing. I’m glad you’re ok now Lorenzo, I love you forever and ever.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Elon Musk spent $277 million to elect Donald Trump President.

Since Election Day, he has become $154 billion richer.

Not a bad return on his investment.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

He should be deported

[Nicole Lee Schroeder, PhD @Nicole_Lee_Sch]

Its time to learn from that history if you havent already. We cannot go back to that. For anyone despairing, its also time to learn from the radical activists who shaped resistance. 19th century activists didnt lose hope, we cannot lose hope either. 6/8

[lex @BamxLex]

A wise woman once said “life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock (make it rock, yea)” - H. Montana. And I really feel that for 2024

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Who did this

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Bartender just doing her job

Me:

[lex @BamxLex]

Feeling slighted by @dunkindonuts this week… ordered a chocolate milk a few days ago for my 2 year old and didn’t get it, then today ordered a croissant for my 2 year old… didn’t get it. What do y’all have against my toddler🥲🙃

[lex @BamxLex]

Why am I being advertised flats…. I did my time from the years of 2009-2014. Sell that to someone else, thanks😭

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Aye.. I know there’s a lot of pop culture news and memes going on rn but…

THE GOVERNMENT JUST STATED *UNDER OATH* THAT THEY ARE IN POSSESSION OF UFOs AND NON-HUMAN ALIEN BODIES YALL

WTF

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Some of the same elected Republicans who voted to overturn my student loan relief plan benefitted from thousands in pandemic relief loans to keep their own businesses open.

Those loans were forgiven.

Now, they refuse to extend the same relief to borrowers with student debt.

[lex @BamxLex]

Fuck Elon Musk bro… I need to subscribe to Twitter blue in order to have two factor authentication on my Twitter?

[lex @BamxLex]

Why are people SO argumentative with someone who’s literally doing their job. Like I’m telling you the FACTS bc I literally do this for a living, why do you feel so entitled to argue with me as if you know more than me when you’re literally asking for my help??

[lex @BamxLex]

The serotonin I get from new @suecothechild music🥹

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Well guys….tonight is looking like one of the worst nights ever. Our Dog got out of the back yard and has been gone for 5 hours. Feels like we lost him. Damn.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

We are in Clermont, Florida. He could be anywhere in Orlando at this point. Still looking for him. He is cute and hella friendly so hopefully no one kidnapped him. He wouldn’t even know if they did as long as they had snacks. 😂 just laughing through the anxiety right now.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Benny

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

The most powerful woman in America

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

There’s officially cowbell on the new @blink182 album, thank me later ✌️