Zorro P Freely⌚️

Tweets too much. Very sorry. Very #POTBBC. #forgotten80s #thearchers. #BookcaseWatch hashtag starter. Now just the Kent boppers tweet guy.

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

“There's only one thing I'm interested in and that is catching Kent boppers”

[Lewis Goodall @lewis_goodall]

NEW: Statement from Matt Hancock- “last night I was accused of sending menacing messages to Isabel. This is also wrong…I messaged to say it was a ‘big mistake’. Nothing more.”

Says he won’t be commenting further.

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@davidyelland I saw someone describe her as the Brexit Unity Mitford.
She’s doing REFUKer Tice’s work for him whether she realises it or not.

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@1957AJB And presumably thinks all the children go home from school to a big house together, and have no parents or grandparents they regularly hug. #r4today

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Boakeshite

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@StephenCVGraham @FubsyShabaroon Both possible

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

#TheBoakeshiteFiles
Revelations still to come:
Fri - Cummings calls someone a cunt
Sat - Johnson shares image of him licking gold wallpaper
Fri - Matt Hancock dick pics
#thelockdownfiles

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

Michael Gove's Cumface It's 11:00PM

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@BorisJohnson You still here?

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Isn’t that what Savile was accused of doing? I mean, amongst other things.

[ITVPolitics @ITVNewsPolitics]

Former PM @BorisJohnson, who is said to be studying @RishiSunak’s Brexit deal, completes the last leg of his jog after being dropped off by his chauffeur this morning

He does not answer when ask if he'll back the 'Windsor Framework' https://t.co/p7HA1cCN8P

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

I see Matt Hancock is in hot water again #thelockdownfiles

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Yes I know

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

I see Matt Hancock is in hot water again #thelockdownfiles

[TLDR News UK @TLDRNewsUK]

🔴 BREAKING: Matt Hancock rejected the Chief Medical Officer's advice to COVID test all residents going into English care homes.

The revelation comes as part of a huge cache of leaked messages obtained by the Telegraph, known as the #TheLockdownFiles

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

I know everyone is talking about what Sunak actually said today, but why isn’t anyone talking about the giant Coke cans behind him? How long have they been a thing? (No, I don’t get out much)

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

“Good speech Prime Minister?”
“Oh great! They loved me”
“You didn’t sell the virtues of the Single Market that we’ve just spent 7 years bankrupting the country trying to leave did you?”
“I may have mentioned it”
“May Prime Minister?”

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@NickAdamsinUSA Right here dumbo

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Here’s what we could’ve won

[The News Agents @TheNewsAgents]

“Which country, until recently, had access to both the UK home market and the European market?”

Rishi Sunak gushed over N. Ireland’s “unbelievably special” economic position. But did he also expose the fundamental fallacy of Brexit?

On @GlobalPlayer
https://t.co/SdyBDl7qyY

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Investment opportunities in Northern Ireland are not to be sniffed at.

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Saying the quiet bit loud #BrexitDisaster

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

@Lila740141 Fair point

[Zorro P Freely⌚️ @banalyst]

Is Jasper Carrott playing Hayley’s dad? #thearchers