bananaballed

When you want balls of bananas in your life...

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"To the right, to the right..." #ChangeASongsMind

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@realDonaldTrump I had a movement this morning that I named after you.

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Welcome to Christmas! https://t.co/bsgXMsrZp4

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Meeee toooooo. https://t.co/CIA4PMgCC4

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Sometimes I'm inspired to wear this during the Christmas season. https://t.co/bsgXMsrZp4

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#IveWaitedAllMyLife...yep, shouldn't have done that. Heh.

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Honey being with you feels like only 2 minutes have passed.......underwater. #CrappyCompliments @midnight

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#NowImNoGeniusBut, well there's no but. That's pretty much it.

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#MyHotButtonIssue

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#MarchMadnessMakesMe look forward to the upcoming calm, grounded days of #AprilSanity

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#FoundInAPublicBathroom

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Drink. F*ck. Herpes. Regrets. #SpringBreakIn4Words @midnight

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@HaroldItz @garyvfoss

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Snakes...why does it always have to be snakes. #GardenOfEdenTweets

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@JimGaffigan NICE!!

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#UnnecessarySayings Wellllll...it could be worse!

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#AnotherYearAnother step in a steaming pile of bullsh*t.

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@ClashOfKingsCOK Why aren't more people into COK?? Seems quiet here!

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#IdRather___ThanPlayAnotherXmasTag ...fart in your general direction... https://t.co/qMevfwU50G

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#IdRather___ThanPlayAnotherXmasTag ...do a handstand on two ice picks...

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#WhileWaitingForSanta I farted a stirring rendition of Jingle Bells for the whole family's amusement.

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@exxonmobil Reducing by how much? Remember kids, 0.0000001% is still technically a reduction.