uhm

diesel jeans

[uhm @bananadryll]

nge brainrot session

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[sol @Iuciferandlucia]

coworker told me about how her fav mug was broken and she never found an identical one again so i found an exact match for her in like 10 mins and she went "did you use ch*tgpt to find it" girl im autistic. i do it for the love of the game. dont insult me like that ever again

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

We haven’t seen a white boy go on a run like this in years

[Sunflower🌻 @sunflow80374526]

girl...

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

i didn’t know you’re supposed to shut your pc off when you’re not using it so mine has just been in sleep mode for like 7 years straight Lol

[lip predictions @lippredicts]

she went 3/4 on the singles and if the entire album has that same hit rate then we’re going to have to start having uncomfortable conversations about her place in pop music

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

how it feels knowing your periods coming Soon but not having one of those tracker apps

[athena 🌷🍰 @myrthena]

stop venting to chatgpt go to confession at ur nearest catholic church u dont even have to be catholic u just have to ask to confess. u can even debate with a priest for free or u can give donation like donuts or apples. or u can fight the priest. its like dark souls

[َ @ungodlywests]

😭😭😭

[uhm @bananadryll]

skinny is sooo back cause when we all start losing weight due to the lack of food and nutrients entering our homes, we’ll be really okay with it, cause at least we’ll slay?

[uhm @bananadryll]

they’re putting new strands of covid in the premade piña colada’s

[uhm @bananadryll]

im at the bar offering lost souls some trail mix

[Goose @sir12304]

This is my dream. A non lethal airline crash. Never have to work again for the rest of your life

[uhm @bananadryll]

I love that I can sit on the train blasting pink pony club while reading about the president and his evil eunuch while planes blow up every other week. This is my favorite year!

[saoirse ronan archive @archivesaoirse]

cant get over saoirse ronan's reaction after finally winning something this awards season 😭😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

me: why I oughta… [looks down, dejected] …stand up for myself. one day. maybe tomorrow

my wife: [finishing up strapping me to a giant rocket] You’re going to go sooo high 😃

[Ky @devisedbyky]

TURN HIS TV OFF

[zee @holdyourhurt]

It’s crazy how there was no build up to espresso.. straight from khia asylum to global popstar