keely

fremulon not a doctor

[Merope @meropemills]

Happy birthday, Martha. You should be 15 today ❤️

‘We had such trust, we feel such fools’: how shocking hospital mistakes led to our daughter’s death | Family | The Guardian https://t.co/DzNearcQeQ

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

sometimes a dirty chai isnt enough i need a slutty filthy little whore chai

[catherine @rectangulrhalos]

doesn't like cats 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[niamh @__niamho]

its a violation that’s VERY muggy thats like a statement saying you’re a prick, I’m not going to let someone take me for a prick nO WAY

[Justy @JustyWrestles]

Pharmacies will be staying open until late to vaccinate the 18 to 34 year olds.

Janssen in the Moonlight.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

learning French has really encouraged me to live in the moment because I currently cannot conjugate any other verb tense

[in context james acaster @OfAcaster]

😎

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

I can’t believe you have a friend either.

[keely @bananakeel]

@R_smith98 It was only a question calm down x

[Rory Smith @R_smith98]

Everybody’s talking about “Invest in GME” “invest in BB” but when was the last time you invested in yourself man?

[father stretch my bandz @MILKANDH3NNY]

the stock market is just astrology for men

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[FIN. @TebiRex]

💷🇬🇧 UK ANNOUNCEMENT 🇬🇧💷

LONDON we’re coming for you in Feb 2021 in @TheFiddlerlive . Get ready and get your tickets on Monday YA HEARRRRRR 😤😤😤 https://t.co/kltZzhfV5g