the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉

Anna :) they/she • end occupation, f*ck capitalism. covid conscious. ⭐️🌈⭐️

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

having such a californian moment reading this bc i haven't seen $4 gas since i got my license 10 years ago

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Gas is 4 dollars a gallon and I'm driving 45 minutes for the odyssey and 70mm. Matt Damon better come out of the screen and fuck me.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Spotted out in the wild

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

A generational wordsmith I’ll be telling my kids and grandkids about

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

the realest shrinkflation i have witnessed in my lifetime is that of shin guards. where did they go .

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

Mpreg Elvis be like:

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Mpreg Elvis be like "woah mama,i can feel it kickin"

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

peeta...the horse is here

[Inside Universal @insideuniversal]

Universal CityWalk Hollywood was packed with Mexico fans watching tonight’s World Cup match against Ecuador. 🇲🇽⚽️ @UniStudios #FIFAWorldCup

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Teen Titans GO!’ star LeBron James is leaving the Lakers.

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

baseball is so beautiful

[Martín Gallegos @MartinJGallegos]

Batting 7th and playing third base for the A’s tonight: Max Muncy (birthday: Aug. 25)

Batting 7th and playing third base for the Dodgers tonight: Max Muncy (birthday Aug. 25)

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

train dog in the criterion closet

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

oakland is the best city in the world

[KTVU @KTVU]

A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses. https://t.co/14r7UeCpS1

[onion person @CantEverDie]

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth:

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

Carter Bryant posting on his instagram story asking if anyone wants to play video games with him less than a week after losing the championship is fucking incredible like you are so real for that sir

[audrey @ahsokaceo]

nobody in star wars suffered as much as i did when i was stuck on zeffo in jedi: fallen order

[🥪 Swich 🍉 @Swich_22]

THAT'S MY FUCKING GOAT RIGHT THERE

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

scoreboard

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

@karafagan this is how nick kurtz can win

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

@TalkinBaseball_ oh nick kurtz...im sorry baby

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

@athleticsfan_4 WE ARE NICK KURTZ WE CARRY THE FLAME

[the g*rl with the trashcan tattoo🍉 @banananna024]

my neighbor is addicted to sweeping. i didn't know that was a thing people could be obsessed with. but she sweeps the porch at least 4 times a day. she doesn't even go outside much to do anything other than sweep. even on days landscaping comes when they sweep, she sweeps...