Felix Anker

Linguist by day, writer by day because I get tired at 9pm

humour, science-fiction and weird stuff

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

What ho! Here's a comedic piece I wrote some years ago, using the "Wodehousian toolbox"

https://t.co/CxHy3bEMp4

[Spillwords.com @spillwords]

A glorious comedy of errors: mistaken drownings, tree-like cousins, heroic liquor plans, and one very wet narrator dodging love like a swan dodging frogs.
@bananentupper absurd summer tale of boating mishaps & pandemonium in the village. 👉 https://t.co/zdX2Huyr8V #shortstories

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

What ho! Here's a comedic piece I wrote some years ago, using the "Wodehousian toolbox"

https://t.co/CxHy3bEMp4

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

If you’ve ever asked yourself what goes on inside a pigeon, the answer can be found in the new issue of @TwinBirdReview.
Come climb into the 'Pigeonhole'

https://t.co/grQIIGXfRO

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

If you’ve ever asked yourself what goes on inside a pigeon, the answer can be found in the new issue of @TwinBirdReview.
Come climb into the 'Pigeonhole'

https://t.co/grQIIGXfRO

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

For those who've healed their vision through self-pleasure and been raised by woodland creatures: 'I turned a blind eye to Miley's middle name (it's Ray)' in the new issue of @miniMAG_lit

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

For those who've healed their vision through self-pleasure and been raised by woodland creatures: 'I turned a blind eye to Miley's middle name (it's Ray)' in the new issue of @miniMAG_lit

[miniMAG @miniMAG_lit]

hyper foreigner
issue176
available on amazon: https://t.co/1lnZzQBPKc
featuring: @blackja64675805, @enemyofcruelty, @tangledscott, @bananentupper, and @drsunilsharma

[miniMAG @miniMAG_lit]

hyper foreigner
issue176
available on amazon: https://t.co/1lnZzQBPKc
featuring: @blackja64675805, @enemyofcruelty, @tangledscott, @bananentupper, and @drsunilsharma

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

@brecht_dp rhinoceri with an extra 'i' for each rhinoceros

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

Somehow, one of my worst stories managed to win one of the best prizes, the 'Anxious Nihilist Prize for Fiction'.

Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety and the others who had to read this!

You can find 'À Rielle' here: https://t.co/pJUiQ01gyO

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

Somehow, one of my worst stories managed to win one of the best prizes, the 'Anxious Nihilist Prize for Fiction'.

Big thanks to @slicesofanxiety and the others who had to read this!

You can find 'À Rielle' here: https://t.co/pJUiQ01gyO

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

What is prose? Baby, don't yurt me. Don't yurt me, no more.

[Jon Doughboy @doughboywrites]

The latest prose endeavor launched from my humble yurt

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

And on the last day God said, "Let there be pigeons because I envy your balcony."

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

@havehadhavehad 5

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

Yelling my shitty, surreal erotica out the window to chase away wasps

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

Somebody just spent half a month's salary on pogs to relive his 90s childhood

[don't submit! @DontsubmitLit]

DCCXL . @doughboywrites
https://t.co/FiIBDVOqlv

[Jon Doughboy @doughboywrites]

New story out today @eulogypress, the shut-in of a dying town tries his lonely hand at adoption

https://t.co/wHk03u623E

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

I love Barissimo and
Pause.
@doughboywrites

[Felix Anker @bananentupper]

@MichaelLieberHQ Poetry