e-asshat

lee | 26 | any prns

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

god did not make me a man, for one more true twink upon this earth would eviscerate it

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

I said practically the same thing about hot cheeto puffs years ago on this very same account. I guess people do change

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

if you want to know my heart…… it’s sushi

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no mentally sound person uses this app willingly

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

if im about to hit post on here, its already too late for me. the breakdown is imminent

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if this app is just bots, then am I one too

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mans is out with the boys tonight so I’m at home watching our little one <3 and by that I mean I’m getting drunk and staring at our pet snake

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blows vape into pc fans so she can have some too

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sometimes I concoct a thought so evil, I have to sit back

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

do not go on twitter high

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

I can’t tell if I should be sick or

[carnage @carnagemeow]

She got me the bundle :3

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

@RaianCenpai crunch crunch, that’s me eating your bones

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when I watch animals eat raw meat, I wish I could do it too

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I was born in the wrong era (I belong to the times before we had fire to cook meat)

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I’m actually about to implode but for once it’s not because all the depression in my chest is collapsing in on itself. is this what it means to be alive

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

to be awake is to suffer

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I really can not enjoy twitter’s algorithm at ALL I feel like it used to be better but maybe I’m trippin

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

the straightlaced church girl to shy uwu ABG pipeline is terrifying

[e-asshat @bandaidcryptid]

sometimes I laugh naked in the shower like I know something

[in my choosing peace era @lovevideovixen]

these are the most evil yt women you could possibly find are you joking