Banret Dashan

I write| I read| I play.

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

My reading habit has suffered a serious decline since I got a corporate job.

Not like I don't read anymore,

I just rarely have the time nor the eagerness for it the way I used to.

I certainly hope to revive it again.

Hope it's not too late 💬

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

Ronaldo fans are genuinely delusional, they actually think he would retire with more achievements than messi???? 😭😭😭😭💀💀

[Cheeboi @Cheebail]

We don’t need to dig through dictionary

He’s done worse in less important games

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Good afternoon everyone.

Oh sorry, I've already greeted you already. I have a Respect Dysfunction Syndrome - so I tend to greet multiple times.

Please forgive me.

It is well. See you in the evening fr fr.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

You people thought we were done?

Nahhh. We will actually be coming with evidence of your "Mr Integrity" who ridicules everything outside his reach.

I don't want to hear " it's okay o".

You've had your fill. This is setting the records straight.

[Playwithtomide__ @playwithtomide]

Jesus Christ… this is the height of banter 😭😭😭

[تميم التميمي 🇶🇦 @3ev]

انفانتينو تعيين بداية 2016 وميسي حقق اول بطوله دوليه عام 2021

لكن اذا شبيحة ميسي الواعيين بيكونون نفس عقلية شبيحة الصهيوني المريض السايكو الحمير :

بطولة رونالدو اليورو 2016 تحققت في عصر انفانتينو

حقق دوري الامم البطوله الثانويه في اوروبا مرتين

حقق ثلاثه دوري ابطال متتالي في فترته

حقق مرتين كرة ذهبيه مرتين جائزة ذا بست مرتين افضل لاعب في اوروبا

يعني رونالدو حقق جميع بطولاته الدوليه واكبر انجازات يتغنون فيها شبيحته في زمن انفانتينو

تخيل انه رونالدو حقق 6 جوائز فرديه من اصل 10 في زمن انفانتينو

بالمقابل ميسي عنده قبل انفانتينو 8 جوائز فرديه و6 في زمن انفانتينو

من مدلل الفيفا 🐄🇵🇹؟

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@manboyg8 @Ari_U_7 I dey with u brother

Na cruise we dey both catch

Life too hard to be too serious

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@manboyg8 @Ari_U_7 Come seize am boss

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

@Captain_Kaza @Cristiano we have Pele with 1,279 goals in our archives - so no

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@manboyg8 @Ari_U_7 And you are a sports person?

Pls shift with this ur gba take

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@1atangs Na cowards den be

[Victor vs The Matrix @1atangs]

Every Plateau person should see this.
Day 18/31 of “Who owns Jos?”
THE LETTERS THAT EXPOSE EVERYTHING — Part 1: Alien Immigrants.
#jos #PlateauState #storytime #history

[Magneto 🏴‍☠️ @6avi__Maestro]

So it wasn't rigged back then😭😭😭😭

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

I will just leave this here...

[AK Flare India @FlareAk123]

@SaujanCR7 Tap-ins & Penalty for Penaldo

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@gyaigyimii The comeback is always greater than the setbsck

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

You can intuitively understand his point as a sane adult.

Most children only see the goal scorer. They do not yet have the mental depth to register the intricate plays, the blocks, the duels, the through passes, the assists. They see the end product.

Then they grow up, assuming the brain grows too, and they begin to see the entire pitch. That is when they realise what they had been missing. Mbappe was making a lot of sense here.

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@_martinezxx_ You sound so intelligent with "Take him out of Argentina"

As in make he change country?

[Banret Dashan @banDashan]

@CFCbyTchel But Ronaldo cannot say this nww

Has he completed football?