Mike

makes films

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

Look! I’m the arm candy!!!

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@Nick_Offerman words cannot describe the flavor of your namesake scotch. To quote W. F. “Absolutely scrumtrulecent!”

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@EliasWallace @cocotough Preach!

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@filmriot Coming June 6th: my parody podcast reviewing Ryan’s.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@driftingsky I think I still have that painting in my garage.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

Looking forward to the next three years! It will be lots of exciting hard work, but the end is near!
#retirementat40

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@driftingsky But what if it rains?

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@johnlcooper I just found skillet action figures on google maps in Eastern Europe.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@driftingsky I appreciate your kindness stranger. If you meet the other driftingsky, tell her to give me a ring sometime.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@driftingsky hit me up when you get a minute. We need to catch up.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@driftingsky Apparently.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@prattprattpratt would you be willing to do a series for a streaming platform (like flix or lu), or are you wanting to stick with big screen productions?

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@realDonaldTrump Don’t listen to DEA and big Pharma! Kratom and Hirsuta are the answer to the opiate epidemic!

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

@realDonaldTrump I see that all of these people are using this as a platform for there own agenda. I'm in! Give Matt Damon another Oscar this year!

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

My new favorite phrase. https://t.co/lRV83BpCFN

[Tommy Campbell @MrTommyCampbell]

@randyffs @Oooohhhh_NaNa @realDonaldTrump I won two Grammys you dickhead.

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

My store got broken into Sunday night... AND I WAS ON TV!! https://t.co/wdaZLlkiik

[Mike @bandersnatch82]

"Well, I have the key in my hand now all I need is the lock"