Band Guy

I'm THAT dude.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

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[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

@urbuttholed he fired his whole band over ticket sales and Jacky is going to be deported over it unless he gets a new job/work visa.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Just saw the new Falling In Reverse video.

... I quit at life.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

What do you call a guitar player that knows only power chords?

... A music critic.

#bandguyproblems

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

@JakeyADTR get your prescription checked and then inform the sloth @whoanilda_ my avatar is actually Justin Bieber on Sykes body. Retards.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

@btcollins_ @whoanilda_ well I'm sure you're an expert at being lame seeing your pathetic excuse at facial hair. Peach fuzz soul patch ha! 😹

[Jake Reptarr @JakeReptarr]

@bandguyproblems @stephxo19 @Huntermoore. Dude. Ill piss more than that for warped passes in indiana

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

@Huntermoore this bitch @btcollins_ complains about you and them his next tweet is this. Fucking hypocrite.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

@stephxo19 @huntermoore I'll give you passes to warped tour if you drink it.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Musical term: relative minor

Definition: the relative key of a major scale with the same key signature; or a band guys gf.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

What's the difference between a groupie at Warped Tour and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

What do you call a band guy without a girlfriend?

...homeless. #bandguyproblems

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Guys I need a new avatar. The old one got lost in the transfer of ownership. Lets see what you guys can come up with!!!

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Getting arrested after a show the weekend before April Fools day and no one believing the news when it breaks :/ #bandguyproblems

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Guess who's back? Yup I'm back. Tell a friend.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

I think it was fate that Whitney Houston died in February considering she too, is now history...and black.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

It's kinda classy that they ended the #Grammys with Adele's "Rolling In The Deep". Operas end with a fat lady singing too.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

The reason Adele has been so successful is because she was clearly hungry for it.

[Band Guy @bandguyproblems]

Adele depressed because she eats and eats because she depressed. Both lead to her losing her man and AMAZING music.