so appalled

Trying to leave the world in a better place than I found it.

[mel @memegodmel]

u weird asf for putting tiramisu in a discussion w those industry plants

[melanie @hailtothetweet]

if u have sex with a white guy u have to
say Cock instead of dick out of respect to his culture

[AAROИ @aizenssword]

I think it’s funny how so many people are reducing the video to “he doesn’t wanna pay for dates”
Some people are really just monkeys in capitalist and patriarchal shackles like😭

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[Verge @VergilChua]

Spain being more progressive than the nations it conquered. The countries you have colonised are stuck with the values you have left them hundreds of years ago.

[le'on @twobularbells]

My loved ones when i tragically pass in a car accident: Bruhh noo bruhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭nooooooo😭😭😭😭😭bruhhhh

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Here’s how I would fix soccer:

1. No goalies. Let’s have a high scoring game

2. Too many guys on the field. Make it 5v5

3. Shrink the goals, put them 10 feet in the air

4. Shrink the field

5. Play on hardwood, not grass

6. You can use your hands

7. Goals are worth 2 points

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Love Island is a CIA psyop to push polyamory & cuckoldry on the general public

[Liminal Warmth ❤️‍🔥 @liminal_warmth]

It’s extremely bizarre to me how ubiquitous phones are in everyone’s lives and how completely absent they remain in dreams

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[cj @wsgadIibs]

megan thee stallion’s ass is so fat bruh i’m watching this episode on my macbook & my jaw dropped

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[SluttySchiaparelli @coochnigs]

This why you shouldn’t name your kids bullshit. Cuz your son’s name is sincere and all he do is lie like do you not see how that’s a problem

[leen @viennasfool]

when i’m auditioning for a burnt out overachiever born and raised in chicago role but jeremy allen white walks in so i know its over for me

[Nina ☽☾ 🐈‍⬛ @sapphicnightowl]

Unfortunately, after being surrounded with normies at work for a couple years, I can say that neurotypicals actually love to scrutinize other people's "oddities" and bond over gossip & mockery. The point is to not give a fuck about their opinions

[switch1e @switch1e_swoof]

tall person: wow everyone here is so nice

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

Idk why people insist on lying about this, you can see tweets and tiktoks every day from people incapable of minding their own business

You're frequently being thought about and judged, but what you really need to internalize is that 95% of the time it just doesn't matter

[603° @demetrius3244]

Women practice almost as much misogyny to women they don’t like

[dakota @im2hai]

hinge is like omg yay Shit from a Butt liked me