Lorelei Self |-/

[𝒶𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 @bootholee]

this isn’t very premium of you spotify

[twenty one pilots @twentyonepilots]

Due to the current tragic events, it is with great sadness that we announce the cancellation of our Moscow show. This news feels insignificant given the gravity of what is happening. Peace will win and we hope for a time we can visit you again. We stand with Ukraine.

[Steve Herzfeld 🌊 @american2084]

🙋‍♂️Raise your hand if you think the news of 5 black men found hanging in trees in 1 week should be getting much bigger headlines.

[Arabia Richardson @PassItToArab__]

I forgot my niece can’t really read yet. She sent me a picture of her nails and I texted back “cute” she go replied saying.. 😂😂😂😂

[New York Times Opinion @nytopinion]

"I joined Nike because I wanted to be the best female athlete, ever. Instead, I was emotionally and physically abused by a system designed by Alberto and endorsed by Nike," says Mary Cain. https://t.co/CzGsVRQD0m

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

my little brother just promised his snot-nosed twitch stream that if he got 85 subs tonight he would dye his hair blonde and dress as guy fieri.

i use my fame for good.

[Jay Joseph @JteeJoseph]

Live.
https://t.co/qyZi6VQmHP

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

also,
i actually already have years of parenting experience under my belt because of all you slimeballs.

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

truly amazed at all the love you gave me and jenna about our news.
as difficult as it is to wrap my mind around brining a new person in to this world, at least i know she will be surrounded and supported by the most incredible group of people.
thank you.

[josh dun @joshuadun]

@tylerrjoseph your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus

[Lorelei Self |-/ @bands230]

@HaloTopCreamery 🍫 chocolate

[Lorelei Self |-/ @bands230]

@UrbanDecay @MadeULookbyLex love her so much! Such a good person😙

[Lorelei Self |-/ @bands230]

“I think when the time comes... I’m just gonna get robot legs.”

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

I am overwhelmed with h̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶a̶m̶a̶z̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶p̶i̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶,̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶t̶i̶v̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ talent.

[Lorelei Self |-/ @bands230]

@HaloTopCreamery ()____()
( . _ . )
( v v )
Now walk it by yourself
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( o )
Now walk it by yourself

[Halo Top @HaloTopCreamery]

Wow, we finally have a use for this:

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Now let’s make it more interesting — pints to the person that can top him. Dance off anyone? 😏 #woah

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[tyler jøseph @tylerrjoseph]

you slimeballs are killing me.
josh, mark, and i have a text thread filled with screenshots of the hilarious stuff you guys do

and if you are a caj follow, inside joke, no worries, stream trench