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smuggling constellations in his suitcase 🫧✨

God fearing †

[Tyler @cillianblack]

I don't care if you're Reform or Restore, can someone explain to me the following:

Reform's position last week: "Rupert Lowe is just a Tory and he has a secret pact with the Conservatives."

Rupert Lowe's red line on uniting the right: "You have to sack the Tories in your party and agree not to accept any other Tories into the party."

Reform's position this week: "Your terms are unacceptable."

... doesn't add up does it?

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Imagine how crazy nursing homes are going to get when trans people get Alzheimer's and start wondering where their dicks went.

[Higgy @higgyboson]

This was hilarious.

A muslim woman defending her religion by telling her debating opponents that the only reason they wouldn't be ripped to shreds by barbaric savages on their way out of the room was because the barbaric savages had decided to spare their lives.

It doesn't get better than this.

[Eminem's Dead Uncle Ronnie @emsuncleronnie]

This is the woman that was waving in the migrants in Spain.

Oh brother. When they said every single time, they meant it

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

My friends in Essex had to phone the Fire Brigade two days ago because a non-native man was burning a big pile of his rubbish in a wood behind their house.

I think the rise in fires in Europe is more directly linked to the rise in imported doctors and engineers who try to burn their fly-tipping in the middle of a tinder-dry wood than it is to the weather being nice in the summer.

[Dr Phoxotic @Phoxotic]

Guys I think I found out a way to get rid of racism for good.

My idea is to put all of the Japanese people in one place, all of the Indian people in another place, all of the Irish people in another place, all of the French people in another place etc.

That way there would only be one race in each area leaving nobody with the opportunity to be racist.

We can then call these zones something like 'countries' or 'nations' and give them corresponding names like Irish-land and Japanese-land.

[Fr. Cassidy Stinson @TheHappyPriest]

Look, I'm still not the kind of priest to say things like "they're putting demons in the robots," but the chainsaw-wielding black drones with eyeball horns are making it harder to argue my case

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

2020: The Science™ is settled

2021: Trust the Science™

2022: Sorry you lost your job for not trusting The Science™

2023: We have recalled The Science™ from the market

2026: The Science™ pleads the 5th

[The media SOI 🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

In light of Polanski being let off the hook, I just want to take a second to thank the MET police for proving once and for all that two tier justice is real.

Well done to all involved

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Two years after the Southport murderous terrorism my opinion remains the same.

Rudakubana should be put to death for what he did to those little girls.

[CJ @nordrike]

If pensions are taxable because it counts as income then benefits should be too.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

i learned ants really have no concept of us as humans because of their limited eyesight and how big we are to them. they see us as moving shadows, or wind, or like obstacles and landscape (i imagine mountains). makes me wonder what’s in front of me right now that’s too large for me to comprehend.

[White Media🎥 @WeimarWorlds]

It’s actually funny hearing Americans talk about how proud they are that we “won” WWII.

Congrats, you & the entire world gang banged a country that’s smaller than Texas, & even then you barely could beat them.

You fought against the greatest White men to ever live so your kids can be spit on by brown people in their own country, congratulations. Merica!

[TONY @TonyMichaelX]

This you?

[Mac Wood @Askrigg_lad]

Police have confirmed that posting a picture of a man wearing a T-shirt calling for the Leader of a major political party to be beheaded, is perfectly acceptable if you are a senior politician.
However if you are a young mum with a sick daughter at home and you post a naughty tweet, you will go to prison for nearly three years.
Two Tier Britain ? …….. Never.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Friday: Muslim man stabs 2 in NYC while yelling "Allahu Akbar!"

Saturday: Muslim man drives car through Gay Pride parade in Germany.

Monday: Muslim man stabs 3 in Paris including a pregnant woman.

Islam is doing a really bad job so far this week at being the religion of peace.

[BLAIM GAME @BLAIMGame]

Ed Davey has had his first official meeting with Andy Burnham.