Fárbauti

"We are not men. The responsibility is far greater." #ParodyAccount. #GoWRP, #MythRP. No art is mine.

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

"The cycle ends here. We must be better than this."

#GoWRP
#MythRP

- New to the character, but decently experienced with the lore.
- Friendly writer. Don't let the character's personality scare you!
- Heavy usage of the word "boi", be warned.
- RTs are appreciated!

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

(( Terribly sorry for my absence. I think I caught a cold, and I wasn't feeling all that well. I'm back now, and I'll get to replies in a bit!

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@Valfreyja_Seidr (( Sorry to hear that. If you ever wish to talk to someone, I'm not a terrible listener. I hope you feel better soon. ):

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@Happskejtr You carry the same blood as us, boy. Nevertheless, you're an outsider. Just remember, if you become -unpleasant- to our eyes, you'll face saveeeeere consequences.

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@PleasureGodes @HidingFrom0din (( If I were blue and not 6'4, I think I'd make a great Brok IRL. HAHA

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@PleasureGodes @HidingFrom0din (( "I'd cut off my scrotes before getting involved into that Vanir/Aesir pile of shit." - Brok, probably.

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@Happskejtr (( How I imagine it https://t.co/5kLaCX7nJX

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@HidingFrom0din (( Deal. But only if you make me some hot cocoa later.

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

"Indeed... Yet Ares seemed to have enjoyed their company in the past. Just like he did yours. I see a striking similarity." https://t.co/vw0knO3U2f

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@Happskejtr Passing through an ancient norse burial ground.

"Boy, do you know why burial grounds have walls around them?"

...

"Because people are dying to get in."

Kratos showed no sign of emotion while delivering the punchline.

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"They need to die in order to be buried."

[not ZΣUS @OlympusBliss]

"Petulant child! I will tolerate your insolence no more!"

Ω New Zeus

Ω GOWRP/MythologyRP

Ω Literate and Dialogue heavy

Ω Serious and Crack

Ω Retweets Appreciated

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

https://t.co/7ltbkIPe6m #SpoilerAlert

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@Happskejtr (( Oh shit ljosta

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

"What do you mean by that?'

It suddenly struck him that she might have meant romantically. Kratos didn't know how to react.

"NO... You are not ready. Neither of you." https://t.co/yHAAIYIKWt

[⌝.Selene.⌞ @swiftmechanic__]

@baneofgods She had an 'innocently' posing, swaying back and worth with a little sheepish smile on her sweet lips.

"Well? I do like the . . . Boy."

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

2) - "What is the matter? You seem to have found your way out just fine."

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

1) - "I had more pressing matters at hand. If memory serves me, your only wish was to fuck as the world crumbled around you."

Kratos looked genuinely surprised by her grudge. Truth be told, he had completely forgotten about her, back then. https://t.co/8fiZzoCbH7

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

Nods negatively.

"Your childish behaviour will be your downfall. This is no place for a boy." https://t.co/KOOraICX7w

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@Spears__Arrows "Ugh."

Annoyed noises.

"You follow a bad example, girl."

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@Valfreyja_Seidr (( When you realise that, with one hand, she writes better than you do with two. haha
Do me a favor and take care of yourself. We'll all be here for you when you come back. ♥

[Fárbauti @baneofgods]

@Happskejtr Looks slightly annoyed.

"You're proving my point, boy."