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http://t.co/pcv5y65WWv A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public

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http://t.co/mMnShYathZ My wife wants the living room walls to be something neutral. I'm painting Switzerland.

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'I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond.' - James Bond's mother giving birth http://t.co/wlQyfPjfBN

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http://t.co/Z5zLigx55j Watching Benjamin Button. Never gets old.

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If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D. http://t.co/xxbPnCf0kV

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http://t.co/7AtoupF4Bj Give a man a cheeseburger, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as fuck.

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How do you get a red wine stain off a baby? http://t.co/yLi77CIABH

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http://t.co/lS6rgYps Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive.

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