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『 𝟏𝟎𝟎% reliable Bangboo. Your best friend, and the 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 gift for your girlfriend 』
ㅤ'𝐸𝑁𝐻-𝑁𝐴𝐻!'
ㅤㅤ🔞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: Leaving it alone in a room with a 𝗳𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝘀𝘀 girl may cause you to start hearing loud clapping noises 🥕ㅤ
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...No time for kisses or cute stuff, no matter how adorable the angel is.
Just—
𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑮𝑬𝑻 𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑮𝑵𝑨𝑵𝑻 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑷
🥕 Wise, has been getting a lot of complaints about the little Bangboo.
Every time his friends take it to bed to use as a plushie, they don't get a damn bit of sleep the whole night... for reasons they prefer not to get into.
Just for the record, it's all Belle's fault.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀Fue un 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 pedir tanta plata prestada ,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀cuándo Nicole.. se dio cuenta
⠀⠀⠀⠀ya era tarde; terminó siendo 𝐔𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀hasta quedar retrasada.
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Everyone is always telling him:
'Eous, stop waking Belle up by choking her with your fat cock.'
'Eous, stop trying to feed Remielle your fat cock when she asks you to bring her something to eat.'
But nobody ever tells: 'Thank you, Eous, for being such a good Bangboo.'
He just wanted to drop by and say hi, but it looks like it accidentally ended up showing her something that caught her attention way more than her date with Wise.
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🥕 The phone won't stop ringing, but neither of them can hear it over all the sloppy noises and gagging.