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happy to be here

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electricians should call themselves sparchitects

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

As most of you know, Brittney Griner and I were recently freed from Russian prison and we’re back home. I wrote down everything that happened word for word. Here it is.

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@JakeChams proud of you pal.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

In 2015 I worked as a freelance writer and the US Army asked me to make ads targeted towards high schoolers. Here’s some of my scripts that they rejected

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man, jeffrey dahmer just needed an uncle rico

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just wanna be hot enough to have a fake porn account made for me on ig

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

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you, my coworker, have the audacity to email me today, on the release date of imagine dragons mercury album acts 1&2 ??

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@UnaWagner so far, una. don't let your dreams just be dreams

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@hotpocketpimp whips delivering whips #2022

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@Maddawgsteez

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@mpickle not me reading this in place of getting 8 hours of sleep 😀

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@hotpocketpimp i'll take 100 scam texts a day over one of those calls ffr

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@hotpocketpimp

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@hellobrigit can't hear you over my lvl 99 woodcutting

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@WholesomeMeme @donalt

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buy the bride a drink??? i'd rather die

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name a more offensive sound than an outlook email notif on the weekend

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@hotpocketpimp join the symphony, fun hater

[Meelz 💪🏾 @MeelzTV]

That pet Koala is like, "Ain't y'all pets too?"