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my girlfriend forces her dog to watch true crime with her... should i call peta???

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@veefroggy This was my ideaaaa lol

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the most stressful thing about 2020 so far has to be Joe Exotic's eyelid piercing

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does everyone microwave their ice cream

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it’s getting pretty late i should probably..... turn on night mode

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@AdamFerguson011 @Camila_Cabello Sounds like you were the successful one.

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if jimmy neutron had a dog then why can’t i have a friend

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@theillmindofant @traktrain https://t.co/QprK1gq3D3

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practice what you retweet

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people be acting one way and retweeting things the complete opposite

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i love myself too much it hurts

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letting your guard down, it's honorable

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thought i blew my ears out i was mixing in mono

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i think my coworker is on something

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i miss 2017 twitter

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@KyleWarnock I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

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@banjolackey

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@KyleWarnock your wife doesn’t have to know

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@KyleWarnock you can be my backup

[Kyle Warnock @KyleWarnock]

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