bts texts

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hoseok: WHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE
taehyung: [nudges one with his toe] honestly, not much

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taehyung: so you remember the plan if i ever get shot, right?
jungkook: of course
taehyung: tell me
jungkook: in the case of you ever being shot, i am going to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
taehyung: perfect

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seokjin: you’re smiling. did something good happen?
yoongi: can’t i smile just because i feel like it?
namjoon: hoseok just smiled and waved at him from across the room

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namjoon: yoongi, are you okay?
yoongi, trying out coffins: why do you ask?

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yoongi: who the fuck ate all of the cookies? do you wanna go-
jimin: i did
yoongi:
yoongi: -on a date?

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jin: were you EVER nice?
yoongi: 2005. worst year of my life

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jungkook from behind the door: we need to get ready, hurry up and come out!
taehyung: IM GAY
jungkook:
jungkook: not what i meant but i still support you!

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yoongi in fake love: https://t.co/ptMg4IjvF2

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yoongi: hey i like your pants
jimin: thank you they were 50% off
yoongi: i would like them 100% off
jimin: but the store can't just sell free stuff
yoongi: no that's not wha-
jimin: that would be a terrible way to run a business

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hoseok: girls are so hot
jimin: guys are so hot too oh god
taehyung: why is everyone so hot
namjoon: global warming

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seokjin: [in a horror movie]
phone: [rings]
seokjin: what’s up?
killer: i see you
seokjin:
killer:
seokjin: do i look good?

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taehyung: welcome to mcdonalds, can i take your mcorder?
mcdonalds boss: again, taehyung, *rubs temples* you don't have to put mc in front of every word
taehyung: oh ok *turns to customer* welcome to donalds!

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seokjin: i had a rough day someone compliment me
jimin: you are Kim Seokjin
seokjin: thank you

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seokjin: fuck marry kill- me, jungkook and hoseok
yoongi: fuck hoseok, marry you, kill taehyung
taehyung: i wasn't even one of the options wtf

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jimin: WRONG: you’re short
RIGHT: it’s impressive that such strength and talent can be contained in such a small vessel

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taehyung: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
yoongi: that i was a heterosexual

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namjoon: how do you feel?
jungkook: i do not
seokjin: shut up you cried yesterday because taehyung beat you in overwatch

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namjoon: hoseok, are you high?
hoseok: hello, am i what?
namjoon: high
hoseok: hello
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