They won’t share this commercial because I’m wearing sweatpants. But my dad‘s partner said if it gets 74,000,000 likes he’ll air it. Please help get my commercial on Cleveland local television!
@JodiGeist @AikaTsujimoto @HKrassenstein@realDonaldTrump@marklevinshow Good lord you’re either a dummy and spreading misinformation or you’re willfully inciting anger by spreading lies. “Most sent 4-5 each” 🙄 Cite your reputable source or shut your damn mouth and do some reading other than your racist, homophobic, sexist leader’s Twitter you asshat
my favorite part of my morning is making a giant pot of delicious coffee
sitting on my patio
taking a sip
remembering something minor and very embarrassing I did over 16 years ago
and cringing so hard blood squirts out of my left eye