Bani Abani

It's a gods' world, and the Zodiac is real!

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

THIS IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS:
Arthur Johnson Sakaja 🗳️ ✅
Asubuhi na mapema ⚠️
Lower Kabete Primary School 📍REVOLUTIONARY WIN 💯 ✌️#KenyaDecides2027 #InuaJamii
#HealthReformsDelivered

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Teach no one your tricks or they will be used against you.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

It's not how it starts, it's how it ends.

[Proverbs & Poetry @poetryproverb]

Nature does not punish the evil, it punishes the weak.

— Nietzsche

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Remember what Machiavelli said:

“Never attempt to win by force what can be won by deception.”

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

My next book will be titled

THE POLITICAL ECONOMY OF UNDER-DEVELOPMENT: THE CASE STUDY OF HOW SUCCESSIVE KENYAN GOVERNMENTS TURNED LUOS INTO IMAGES OF PITY

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

I've had to confirm the physical location of Homabay on the map of Kenya. That anarchy is out of this world. Lo! Sindo

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

What a shit-hole, Third World, volatile society ours is! Linda Mwananchi in #HomaBay

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

Wasanii mko wapi? Kuna lyrics za ngoma hapa.
#MtKenyaEastDeclaration
#MtKenyaNaKindiki
Nembure

[Radio Generation @RadioGenKe]

🎥 Speaking on August 14, 2026, Bungoma Governor Kenneth Lusaka hailed the Kenya Music Festival for bringing people together, saying the event welcomes everyone regardless of status.

Lusaka thanked President William Ruto for attending the State Concert in Bungoma and noted the festival’s boost to the local economy
#HomeOfHardTruths

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

@ntvkenya 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

If Edwin Sifuna dressed this way to campaigns and told little harmless lies, as well as stopped preaching William Ruto's shortcomings, he would woe more voters, otherwise he tends to look like a youthful candidate for circumcision. #Sifuna4President Eldoret

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

"Ecclesiastes 4:2 So I admired the dead, who had already died, above the living, who are still alive." https://t.co/iElUNcbRK4 @nytimes

[Diogo's Diary @DiogosDiarly90]

Sometimes things we chase& drain our energy, are not worth it.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The most valuable companies in Kenya by market cap today:

Safaricom — Sh1.4 trillion
Equity Group — Sh322 billion
KCB Group — Sh272 billion
EABL — Sh224 billion
Co-op Bank — Sh210 billion
KPC — Sh165 billion
Absa Bank — Sh181 billion
NCBA Group — Sh152 billion
StanChartKE — Sh127 billion
I&M Group — Sh119 billion
Stanbic Holdings — Sh113 billion

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The impeachment of H E Rigathi Gachagua was secured through bribery of Parliament, an admission made by a Member of Parliament. It was unlawful, unconstitutional, null and void, but the three Judges ruled otherwise.

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

High time for NTSA to bring to an end this behaviour. Very dangerous!

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

😂The definition of being clueless, incompetent and visionless. These are silly soundbites. Reducing fuel price by Shs. 10 (if the gullible believes it’s possible), is NOT what Kenyans deserve. Kenyans deserve to know the vision, ideology and policies of anyone seeking public office. Stating that you will raid public coffers to “refund” donations made to your campaign is itself a confession of corruption and intention to abuse public office. Most Kenyans want the system overhauled and corruption and abuse of public office eliminated. Not these churlish pronouncements!

[Bani Abani @bani_abani]

@Radio47_Kenya @alikauleni @sakwatitu ISIFANYIKE SIKU NYINGINE. PASIONDOKEE WAKATI MWINGINE. ASIFANYE MTU MWINGINE. Hamwezi kucheza programu inayodhalilisha wanafunzi kwenye redio inayosikika kote kote (na sio mara ya kwanza ikifanyika) na mkasameheka tena na tena. Atafutiwe mshauri nasaha Omusikoyo. #BahariYaElimu