Mark Scanlon

So exquisite is the cunning of mankind in gratifying their vicious appetites that they have invented a method to make water itself intoxicating

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Saudi avoid defeat against #Uruguay this evening, one lucky person to RT this will win the badge https://t.co/ee7nd2h8M9

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #NewZealand score against #Iran this evening, one lucky person to RT this wins a polo shirt:

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Chelsea win the FA Cup today (in 90 mins), one lucky person to RT this will win the sexy beach towel https://t.co/OgN6RVIt0q

[Mark Scanlon @bankofdad]

@footballhq Is this AI or for real. 🤣

[Mark Thompson @METhompson72]

Is This Plausible?
I am Morgan Macsweeney
I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I hold a top-secret security clearance
I own a mobile phone
I use this phone to conduct Government Business
I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson
My phone is tracked by GCHQ
There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business
My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted
My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked
The police do not investigate
The phone is not tracked down
The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance
I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone
I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority
I do not ask for a replacement sim
I do not buy a new phone
I do not activate my new phone with the new sim
I do not log-in to my Google account
I do not select "Restore"
I do not download WhatsApp
I do not recover my messages
Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back.

@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID?
It is the cover-up that will take you down

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Dumbest. “President”. Ever. Donald Trump was just praising the United States cricket team. Here’s why that’s hilarious…

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If Liverpool v Man City ends goalless, one lucky person to RT this will win the superb sunglasses

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Breaking News:

ICE has just shot another protestor in Minneapolis blowing off a piece of her hand.

This tyrannical government isn’t going to stop terrorizing and murdering us until we rise up collectively and overthrow it.

[John Gibbons @johngibbonsblog]

❤️ this
Knew it would be a scouse play at the Royal Court!

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

We’ll give a set of our new tea towels away if #Palace win at #Sunderland today. All you have to do is RT: https://t.co/YE98jnqM5n

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Newcastle beat #Barcelona this evening, one lucky person to RT this will win the tea towels:
#NEWBAR TUFAC Tea Towel Set | TUFAC https://t.co/oMtWqa6tyy

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Citeh beat #Napoli this evening one lucky person to RT this will win the tea towels https://t.co/oMtWqa5VJ0

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #WestHam win at #Forest today, one lucky person to RT this will win a T-shirt https://t.co/0bZ9SrlZd3

[Mark Scanlon @bankofdad]

@NoContextBrits Scraps

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Liverpool score 2 or more at #Newcastle tonight, one lucky person to RT this will win a very shaggable flag https://t.co/3M5yFrepip

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Eze scores for #Palace today, one lucky person to RT this will win a football shirt https://t.co/xKlMEumVNO

[Mark Scanlon @bankofdad]

@TUFAC4 Refuge workers 😂🙄

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Mark Scanlon @bankofdad]

@TheCanaryUK Really? Millions will die? Give your head a wobble.

[TUFAC @TUFAC4]

If #Villa win at #Palace tonight one lucky person to RT this wins a bucket hat https://t.co/53YmL2O6bY