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Reject Modernity, When Possible.

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@frankiemacd Can I buy that bear in the merch shop?

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@QuestionAsker13 @GoodVideoBye @Costco Nah bro

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@MartinIturriBi In America it’s terrible

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@haruspectra I actually did this thing the other day where I whipped one raw egg white in my morning English black tea with tiny bit of heavy whipping cream, tiny sugar and even smaller bit of honey👍🤌

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@S19Tor I can smell it!

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@haruspectra Noice! I’ll use this tip

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

Grown ass adults btw (by the way)

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@FSidelnik @thesego2eleven

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@iKMooya @j9hoImes @litcapital

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@HoboMan977 Is that like “mom’s spaghetti-snap back to reality”

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@alex_is_cool99 @lporiginalg In every family , There is always one or two maybe, who will seek the right way

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When she chose the lie, she married it, whenever that was in history🤣

[Jake @JakeTbird]

A husband files for divorce the day after his wedding, and his wife tells the judge it's because he finally saw her without makeup.

Judge: "That's kind of shallow, don't you think?"

Husband: "That would be completely shallow, Your Honor, and it's not the reason at all."

Then he explains what he found out after she fell asleep on their wedding night: a trust fund that never existed, parents who were actors, and a government name that wasn't the one on the marriage license.

The judge starts asking her questions, and she starts having trouble with the answers.

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@haruspectra I love weapons

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@haruspectra I’m aiming to get some Jean Paul Gaultier for myself

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@haruspectra Oh I will look to go smell this next time I goto the mall👍

[🏴‍☠️InTylerWeTrust🏴‍☠️🥃🤍 @bourbonislife80]

Joe Camel was always there for you.

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@Jack_of_Hearrts Dirty tan bastard killed me🤣

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@Manhattva Best movie from the 90’s it rolls like 40+ years of movie tricks and quality cinematography. The campy acting really sets the comedic adventure tone. Perfect family movie.