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⋆ ♊︎ ˚.⋆ heated rivalry + iwtv + comics. equal opportunist hollanov mpreg enjoyer.

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

Rozanov's so… professional. He's all grown up and not at all like the boy he once was. The polite smile never leaves his face even when he's looking at Shane.

"You are very lucky," Rozanov tells him, "That your concussion is only mild. Seeing me is a not so good thing, okay?"

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@chikistrikiss_ not even a hc: a hypothetical and a critique abt beauty standards and sex appeal. Idk at this point I really just don’t know.

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

Muting this now bc it somehow turned into ppl thinking I somehow don’t like Ilya or Connor and idk how that was gleaned from this at all

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

re: is ilya ugly in book canon. obviously no but he isn't AS attractive as Shane is, and had these not been smutty romance novels, the idea of Ilya being unconventionally attractive or even more Ovechkin-esque would be really compelling.

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@shaneremovers YOU GOT IT

[rose @suffergoats]

after nine years of loving each other in the dark, this was the first time they woke up to a sunrise together

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@ganseyyiii Thank you 🥹. I never even intend to start anything I just like to talk things out

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

Anyway, my bad for accidentally starting discourse. I forget this account has more than 500 followers now and ppl actually see my tweets

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@Pam684755923821 I’m not calling him canonically ugly bc he isn’t! I only said it’d be compelling if he was but I understand why that can’t happen in a smut novel

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

re: is ilya ugly in book canon. obviously no but he isn't AS attractive as Shane is, and had these not been smutty romance novels, the idea of Ilya being unconventionally attractive or even more Ovechkin-esque would be really compelling.

[𑣲lily @hollanbun]

you can tell how stressed he was and was trying to play it cool my bunny

[alexa @rpfillegal]

i love the reminder that connor can pick up hudson very easily… so buzzy

[Interview with the Vampire Updates @iwtvupdates]

Jacob Anderson via Instagram stories 6/5:

"I repeat."

[bruno @perfectkillah]

bringing this photo back for public discussion

[v !! @hollanovsy]

6 months since the show ended and i still feel all gooey thinking about hollanov and how much they love each other like they're really married... they have a dog... they want to have kids... they'll be together forever oughhhh

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@crashcrowns And if i said i made these tweet bc someone called Ilya ugly based off the cover

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@crashcrowns oh the cover art….

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

Wow you’re weird.

[✨ @thealbeom]

Not letting a lesbian tell me if a fictional man is hot or not; sorry.

[Veronica Sawyer Fujo (Zeega) @Veronicatrash13]

Rose Landry filming this challenge and then sending it to Shane

[banner | cheap hockey stan @bannerthyme]

@shaneremovers I think Shane has a fat t-cock and can’t wear tight pants for the longest bc he’s sensetive af, t-gel user for sure I think he gets the pump kind to be more eco friendly, right nipple fell off after top surgery and he calls his right pec his lucky one

[morgen @50ftqueen1e]

begging leftist hockey fans on here to read literally anything about pro sports wages / labor rights & socialism

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

hey everyone! the canadian documentary "Code of Misconduct" about the hockey canada trial is now available in the US on prime video!! highly recommend watching it!!!