Savannah 🍄

Toby Toad’s Human.🌼

[raven ✮ @throwpickz]

buying cosmetics/virtual currency in a videogame

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

please get me out of mom influencers on Facebook hell

[Reo @reo_od]

I like to think time travellers are real but because they are not allowed to change the past, they give obscure hints that mean nothing to mess with us

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

Postpartum brain is being sad because my husbands not home and then remembering I drove his truck

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

newborns should come with a built in kiss counter cause I’m already up in the quadruple digits

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

trauma bonded to my labor and delivery nurse I hope she’s having a good day 🫶🏼

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

I can’t wait to come back from maternity leave and my third graders realize I’m actually the coolest person they know and not a cranky penguin waddler that has to use the bathroom every 45 min

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

i gotta push a baby out in like 7 weeks

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

Fun fact: teachers in Florida don’t get maternity leave and have to pay the full premium to keep their health insurance active 😀

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

[Savannah 🍄 @banny_e]

“I did my own research”

You read a few opinion pieces and are incapable of comprehending empirical literature

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

The cruel medical experiment on a black pregnant woman in Georgia will finally come to an end.

Adriana Smith was declared brain dead at 9 weeks pregnant after an ER sent her home with blood clots in her brain.

The hospital kept her body alive due to Georgia’s abortion ban: 🧵