Mary Banta

That it will never come again is what makes life sweet. ;)

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

my sleep schedule is so screwed up

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20. Me: What?

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren't we comedians"?

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

#ThatMomentWhen your boyfriend mentions that you eat more than him and you have to stab him. #AmIRight?

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. Shut up, please.

[zoe @_zOejOnes__]

#mirandasingswroteabook this book will be studied in english literature

[Princess Leia @leiaorganasolo]

#NotAGoodConversationStarter I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you will do as I say. #StarWars @nicemansolo

[KSTP @KSTP]

Rosamund Pike looking stunning in red and hoping to take home the Oscar for best actress in a leading role. #RedCarpet #Oscars2015

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@Kalm80 Awesome tweet!

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@SPFCDigital hehehe!!

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@u_can_HateMeNow followed you because of this

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@dr1fterr hehehe!!

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@nip_guy awesome! followed

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@pekenina_10 so glad I followed you

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@maaaanub really nice!

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@RayOfJustin great tweet my friend

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@__vnb nice tweet

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@KSTiLLS easily the best tweet so far today

[Mary Banta @banta_mary]

@THEPINKSHADE yessss!!