Stanley Tucci treats the US Women’s hockey team to one of his favourite restaurants in Milan:
“We brought you a jersey… because you want to play forward.”
brother if you are going on a flight i beg you to google how to do it because why has someone in Glasgow International Airport taken 20 minutes at the BAG CHECK-IN
i know that i’m in orange county when all of the 40+ year old women i’ve met are “natural blondes” and the men have “never heard of a turkish hair transplant”
“kids can’t do anything without their phones these days”. babe. you just sent me a screenshot of a screenshot of a photo that YOU took. you can’t do anything WITH your phone.
i would be the best bartender ever if instead of serving the drinks i was drinking the drinks and instead of there being customers it was all my friends and instead of being at a bar we were at my apartment
i have gone to the bathroom at this packed bar 3 times now and have been the only one in line all 3 times. do yall bitches have gladiator bladders or what?