Andy

Taking banter seriously.

[Andy @bantanthem]

just thinking about my fits a couple weekends ago tbh

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[ً @orodcore]

she did this and then sent olivia a cease and desist the next week

[Andy @bantanthem]

i have been informed that he was, in fact, not in that film

[Andy @bantanthem]

my alvin and the chipmunks king

[Andy @bantanthem]

my alvin and the chipmunks king

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

Stanley Tucci treats the US Women’s hockey team to one of his favourite restaurants in Milan:

“We brought you a jersey… because you want to play forward.”

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Movies. The thing you actually want to make is movies.

[Andy @bantanthem]

tbh some of y’all just aren’t built for public restrooms and that’s okay

[Andy @bantanthem]

some of y’all will never know the struggle of being a lactose intolerant baddie and using the restroom at a restaurant with 1-ply toilet paper

[Andy @bantanthem]

brother if you are going on a flight i beg you to google how to do it because why has someone in Glasgow International Airport taken 20 minutes at the BAG CHECK-IN

[Andy @bantanthem]

i want China Anne McClain to be our next pope

[Andy @bantanthem]

just clogged my favorite toilet at work 😔

[Andy @bantanthem]

nothing is worse than being out with friends and realizing that your hair is looking a mess

[Andy @bantanthem]

i know that i’m in orange county when all of the 40+ year old women i’ve met are “natural blondes” and the men have “never heard of a turkish hair transplant”

[Andy @bantanthem]

“kids can’t do anything without their phones these days”. babe. you just sent me a screenshot of a screenshot of a photo that YOU took. you can’t do anything WITH your phone.

[Andy @bantanthem]

this man is so visibly and aesthetically mormon it’s insane how often he is naked

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Cover art for Benson Boone’s sophomore album, ‘American Heart.’

[Andy @bantanthem]

bald on bald violence

[Andy @bantanthem]

rupaul vs corey booker at their thanksgiving dinner on who can talk for longer. who do u have ur money on?

[Andy @bantanthem]

rupaul vs corey booker at their thanksgiving dinner on who can talk for longer. who do u have ur money on?

[Andy @bantanthem]

i would be the best bartender ever if instead of serving the drinks i was drinking the drinks and instead of there being customers it was all my friends and instead of being at a bar we were at my apartment

[Andy @bantanthem]

bitches who are lactose intolerant gotta stop going to buffets. i be walking around like TRON: Legacy tryna avoid yall crop dusting everywhere.

[Andy @bantanthem]

having a small bladder at the bar is really the most Sisyphean task ever cause wym i just finished peeing to go pee again.

[Andy @bantanthem]

i have gone to the bathroom at this packed bar 3 times now and have been the only one in line all 3 times. do yall bitches have gladiator bladders or what?