How D&D is presented on tv: a band of stoic heroes fight dragons and rescue maidens fair.
Actual D&D: dysfunctional adopted family of bisexual disaster kleptomaniacs set everything on fire while drunk and flirt with anything vaguely humanoid.
“What do you do?”
“I mostly scold poor behavior and encourage positive habits.”
“Oh you’re a therapist?”
“No.”
“Teacher?”
“No.”
“Judge?”
“Negative.”
“Then what are you?”
“A Dungeon Master.” https://t.co/8Of5kDISFR