Nick Banting

From the UK, live in the US now. Football ⚽️, NFL, golf fan. #UTMP

[Nick Banting @bants90]

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup You’re ruining the greatest ever sport. Fuck off with all this nonsense

[Nick Banting @bants90]

You have to acclimatize at the hottest part so that when it comes to games it’s intense but they can handle it.

You can clearly tell the average fan from those who actually know football.

Absolute moron

[SoccerSource @soccersource]

Here’s what I don’t understand

England’s games are in:

Arlington, Tex (indoors)
Foxborough, Mass (climate comparable to Europe)
East Rutherford, NJ (5pm kickoff)

Why is Tuchel training the team in South Florida in the summer?

Are they training for guerilla warfare in Vietnam?

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Joanna Page is just a national treasure. She’s been an absolute delight on Taskmaster

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Love this. Shame about Palmer though

[Nike @Nike]

It was all going to plan until instincts took over…

Rip The Script

[Nick Banting @bants90]

They’re a joke. How many bots got in? Already being sold for $400 on eBay. Miller Lite are pathetic

[The Ugly Truth @moderate_truth]

In my opinion Miller Lite ran a scam campaign. Got traffic to their website and got people talking about the MVP Match Ball. I was on their site the second the MVP ball was released, and still didn’t get to buy one. Deceptive marketing isnt the way #scammarketing @MillerLite

[Nick Banting @bants90]

@OakfieldSzn @Yesitsrobharvey Fix the fucking system then 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Got through to the checkout screen, put my email in, and @MillerLite kicked me out and sent me back to the end of the line. From being at checkout, to not getting one. Thanks Miller, you can go fuck yourselves 🖕🏻

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Does anyone have an interest in a World Cup prediction competition? £10 to enter? Actually predict the scores, not the bullshit drawing a name out of a hat stuff.

I’ve already got it all sorted. Just need to get it up and running

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Can somebody tell the commentators on CBS that they’ve already mentioned Arsenal using all of their subs. So why are they going on about subbing Raya off if it goes to pens?

Pathetic lads

[Nick Banting @bants90]

The amount of people who believe this shit 🤣

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

Opened my window in the UK and police came round and installed this.

Was told its illegal to open windows and got a £200 fine. This country is a joke

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Vicario being a proper arse licked to De Zerbi when the goal went in 🤣

Will really do anything to be #1 again

[The Lower Tiers @LowerTiers]

Most Playoff Wins Since 1987 🔥

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Playoff kings 🙌🏻

[The Lower Tiers @LowerTiers]

Most promotions via The Playoffs 🏆

Since they started in 1987…

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Maybe after the tournament is when we should question his selections.

If we win the World Cup, who the hell will remember these players 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 The MOST HATED man in England right now.

Thomas Tuchel has not included the following players in his World Cup squad:

❌ Phil Foden.
❌ Cole Palmer.
❌ Harry Maguire.
❌ Lewis Hall.
❌ Adam Wharton.
❌ Luke Shaw.
❌ Fikayo Tomori.
❌ Morgan Gibbs-White.

And he's picked Jordan Henderson, Dan Burn and Jarell Quansah. ✅

(Source: @TeleFootball / @BBCSport / @TheAthleticFC)

[Nick Banting @bants90]

If it means that much to you that you cried, then maybe you’d have prioritized seeing the moment it happened.

Unbelievable how people come up with this shit 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Alex Kirkland @alexkirkland]

Went to the cinema. Turned my phone off. Film finished, notifications started coming in. Called my dad. Cried a bit. Can't quite believe it. 22 years. Surreal.

[Nick Banting @bants90]

I’ve completely fallen in love with @taskmaster again and I really wish they would possibly bring people back for future series.

Joe Wilkinson, Rob Beckett, Sam Campbell, John Kearns etc. doing another series and seeing how they do things differently would be so great.

[Nick Banting @bants90]

Nothing heals me faster than instant karma. Superb work here from the camera person 🙌🏻

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

A racist White man had been harassing these three black men on the transit and then started calling them racial slurs.He also would tell anyone that defended them to shut the F up.When it was time for the guys to get off the transit they walked up & knocked him out with one punch

[Nick Banting @bants90]

This is pathetic. Pay your staff a real wage so that tipping is only given for exceptional service.

This World Cup is gonna have so many problems

[World Cup HQ @WorldCup26HQ]

Some restaurants have planned an automatic 20% tip for U.S. visitors. 💰🇺🇸

[Nick Banting @bants90]

It’s also a foul throw if we’re gonna use VAR to look at every single little incident.

Pathetic that this was given

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Celtic have released the Unique Angle of the handball…

I’m still convinced it hits his head 🤔