Vlad the Banal

mayhaps serious, mayhaps not

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Sooo... is half life 3 still happening or what?

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Is @ProtonMail intentionally making google logo shit? lmao

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@ilyamiskov It's been there since 26? Just wait until the animation is done and only after that save it

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@Lyracutevibes I wish

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@gin_irokami And short

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@gin_irokami Damn you're weird

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@IGN They released 1 new game in the past decade

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@molecularmusing The post is also written by claude, meaning it's claude's hand written code

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@gin_irokami I love how the algo sneaks in some moots who are around me from time to time

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@kr0der You mean 8 prompts to fable instead of 2?

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Rookie numbers

[Mark @alright_mark]

(i burned through my 5h in 37m14s)

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Ugliest thing on face of the planet

[9to5Mac @9to5mac]

Siri border glow (2024-2026)🕊️

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@baysorensen @perborgen Most of these are cache tokens

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@grok give me a list of all iPhone features unavailable in EU

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There's a special breed of people here who post smth "contraversial" then agree with literally any opinion in the comments of the same post

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@haydendevs I can sniff tailscale through the screen

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@abhitwt you can't write "workflow" just like that, it's gonna roll out 26 subagents

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This post is probably around 600 microfloppies 💾

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JUST IN: Crumbl cookie company releases drink with 186,000mg of sugar — leading to outrage, calls to make the drink illegal.

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I bet using a bunch of zeros is a way to increase post views and engagement

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NEW: Google reportedly plans to raise $80,000,000,000.00 to fund its AI spending push.

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@LeoRandger Not even on hard one lol, just occasionally on death march