alpacow 🍣

bork bork im a dog

[Cyarin / Laura ✨ @Cyarine]

before u start dating me i gotta know ur identity:
🔲sugar daddy
🔲glucose guardian
🔲fructose father
🔲stevia stepdad

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

@marmushka im so sorry for your loss. I totally understand how hard it is, i hope you get through.

[ACLU @ACLU]

FACT CHECK: The FCC is not just reversing an Obama-era order. It is reversing policies that have been in place since the dial-up era. #NetNeutrality

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

"nature is amazing" https://t.co/4VvRMU0lZZ

[Jason Imms 🅽🅸🅲🅴 @jasonimms]

“Hey I can see you tweeting, so why haven’t you replied to my message?”

Please don’t ever do this. In this particular case, tweeting dumb things about sugar gliders cost very little time, and represented a break from work.

You want a lengthy and emotionally costly conversation.

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

what the fuck have i got myself into :)))))))))) https://t.co/BXhvglA7By

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

A Tibetan Fox and a Brown Bear hunting Pikas in the Himalayas https://t.co/LwLhiLdo53 via @YouTube

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

The Tibetan Fox https://t.co/bv8BgdDhpn via @YouTube

[zach @sighzach]

At one of her meet and greets, Dua Lipa met a young boy who complimented her writing. He went on to say that he also wanted to be a writer, but his friends bullied him for it. Dua made him promise to ignore them and follow his dreams.
That boy’s name? William Shakespeare.

[몰디 @mouldy8383]

헬라로키토르 개인적으로 능력치 차이 느낌이 이렇다 ㅋㅋㅋ

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

tibetan sand fox

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

Becoming an adult is realising that almost everything u thought was a vegetable is actually a fruit

[alpacow 🍣 @bapcailuoc]

mịaa :)))))))) https://t.co/LO1BrFBb8X

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Fluffy 🐏✨

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

do yall realize we literally got devices in our hands where we can talk to anybody in the world face to face at any time bruh thats wild. nobody calling me but still wow

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

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[annie @biggybaggyboggy]

@MooseAllain I answered the phone at work and instead of saying ‘Can I help you’ or ‘Please hold for a moment’ I said ‘Can I hold you’

[lex updog @niceupdog]

brothers...