beth

it is what it is til it ain’t

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Just lost control in barnes and noble

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

I love telling people they’re in for a treat. Name one better thing to be in for

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

i could survive in the microwave for a few minutes i think

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

cigarettes but they have protein in them

[AF Post @AFpost]

Errol Musk, Elon Musk’s father, says that Elon was labeled “retarded” by childhood teachers.

Follow: @AFpost

[beth @bapettr]

imagine if tudors biscuit world did mimosas

[Kevin @planetwavvs]

When I’m watching regular show and they’re mean to Pops

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

sinking your entire teeth into a thick ass piece of cardboard must feel good as hell for a cat

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

It's his day

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

does she even think?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian shares that her daughter North West bought her a diamond necklace with the following message:

“Skibidi Toilet, Love North”

[ant @pcstandfor]

I use To be scared mewtwo was Gon kill me

[beth @bapettr]

i for one think it’s insane i can get a pair of dress pants in a 3X but not an XS 🤨