incorrect bap quotes

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youngjae: i’ve never done anything bad to junhong in my life

yongguk: you tried to convince him that he wasn’t korean

daehyun: and he BELIEVED you

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junhong: [carries mochii into his room and puts them on his bed]

mochii: [walks out]

junhong: top ten anime betrayals

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jongup: past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

junhong: Wouldiwas Shookspeared

youngjae: delete this

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junhong, in the us, texting jongup: get a piece of bread and just. put it on the ground.

jongup: huh? why?

junhong: i want to make an earth sandwich.

jongup: but.... but we aren’t on complete opposite sides of the world

junhong: i want. to make. an earth. sandwich.

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jongup: is there a spirit in this house?

ouija board: yes

jongup: good, your rent is $450 per month and it’s due every 1st.

ouija board: what the fuck

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yongguk: [exists]

daehyun, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: yeah I love him a normal amount

[ᴢᴇʟᴏ @ZELO96]

[MV] BANG YONGGUK (방용국) - ORANGE DRIVE https://t.co/rBcHgQR4DG - @YouTube

조심히 잘 다녀와요 형!
1달 있다가는 꼭 봐요오🤢
저도 열심히 계속 부딪혀보고 있을게요😭🙌🏻 몸 건강히 !!

[Bang yongguk @BAP_Bangyongguk]

BANG YONGGUK (방용국) - Orange Drive MV OUT NOW! #OrangeDrive #BANGYONGGUK
https://t.co/tUMrGs7FJI

[incorrect bap quotes @bapincorrect]

yongguk: can we talk about that message you sent to our entire company?

youngjae: it was a critical update.

yongguk: it just says, "I'm back on my bullshit."

youngjae: the people need to know.

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yongguk: what’s the problem?

youngjae: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me

jongup: i don’t do it on porpoise

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daehyun: be careful who you call ugly in middle school

daehyun: not because they might get hot or something but because it’s mean

[파룬 @balloon_wanted]

B.A.P's leader, Bang Yongguk to make his military enlistment on August 1st

As a gift to fans, Yongguk will be sharing a special single release the day before on July 31st titled "Orange Drive"

https://t.co/fcqk6th0sm

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yongguk: [shows junhong a photo of a raccoon eating garbage] please identify the animal in this picture

junhong: big mood

yongguk, to youngjae: tase him again

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youngjae: what are you planning to do with the rest of your life

jongup: develope a drinking problem

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daehyun: you know who's pretty? the girl reading this <3

youngjae: i'm a 25 year old korean male but thanks anyways

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daehyun: i can take criticism!

jongup: hmm weIl...

daehyun, already crying: yeah????? what is it??????

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youngjae: what does a male have a female doesn't?

junhong: a beard

youngjae: lower

junhong: [with a deeper voice] a beard

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daehyun: any cute names to call your girlfriend?

yongguk: sugar

jongup: honey

youngjae: flour

jongup: egg

junhong: 1/2 lb butter

youngjae: stir

jongup: pour into a pan

junhong: preheat to 350 degrees

youngjae: cook for 20 minutes

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daehyun: treat spiders the way you want to be treated

jongup: killed without hesitation

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jongup: [accidentally hits junhong while dancing]

junhong: you wanna fucking die?

jongup: [whispering] kinda

junhong: [soft voice] bro, we talked about this