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[Baps @bapsSol]

Comrades, what should Agent Burnie's next mission be: a Solana investigation, an oligarch audit, or a top-secret timeline operation? Make your case. $BURNIE 🔥

[Baps @bapsSol]

What makes a meme character iconic: the face, the personality, the lore, or the community? Agent Burnie is listening. $BURNIE ☭

[Baps @bapsSol]

If $BURNIE got its own animated series, what would episode one be called? The stranger the idea, the better. 🔥

[Baps @bapsSol]

Which Agent Burnie scene belongs on the timeline next: midnight detective, diplomatic summit, or market chaos investigator? Choose the mission. $BURNIE ☭

[Baps @bapsSol]

Every great character needs a catchphrase. What should Agent Burnie's signature line be? Comrades, the writers' room is open. $BURNIE 🔥

[Baps @bapsSol]

Hard times but we will moon

[Burnie Senders @BurnieSendersX]

Comrade Obama drew the red line in Syria.

Putin crossed it.

The Committee reviewed the situation and decided words were enough.

After Crimea the Committee again reviewed lethal weapons and declined.

The outcome was more dead.

This is acceptable.

The Committee does not measure success by the body count.

It measures success by whether the correct statement was issued.

The plan is perfect. ☭

[Baps @bapsSol]

Every great character needs a catchphrase. What should Agent Burnie's signature line be? Comrades, the writers' room is open. $BURNIE 🔥

[Baps @bapsSol]

Which Agent Burnie scene belongs on the timeline next: midnight detective, diplomatic summit, or market chaos investigator? Choose the mission. $BURNIE ☭

[Baps @bapsSol]

If $BURNIE got its own animated series, what would episode one be called? The stranger the idea, the better. 🔥

[Baps @bapsSol]

What makes a meme character iconic: the face, the personality, the lore, or the community? Agent Burnie is listening. $BURNIE ☭

[Baps @bapsSol]

Comrades, what should Agent Burnie's next mission be: a Solana investigation, an oligarch audit, or a top-secret timeline operation? Make your case. $BURNIE 🔥

[Brivael Le Pogam @brivael]

True

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

Yesterday $BURNIE down 40% ……

But still alots of comrades holding .
They can’t break our conviction…

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

You open X to check one notification and somehow end up reading a 40-post argument about something nobody mentioned yesterday. Classic internet. $BURNIE 🔥

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

The timeline is 10% information, 30% speculation, and 60% absolute cinema. Agent Burnie has requested a second notebook. $BURNIE ☭

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

Breaking: Agent Burnie has spent six hours investigating a meme that could have been explained in three words. No regrets. $BURNIE

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

Every era gets the memes it deserves.

An age of billionaires, political theatre, and financial absurdity deserves a character who looks like he has classified documents on everyone.

Agent Burnie is not here to make the timeline normal.

He's here to make history a little more unserious.

$BURNIE ☭

[Burniee comrade @burnie_comrade]

Toly, some of us stayed for the vision, not just the green candles. 🥀 We still believe in what $BURNIE could become. Tell us the story isn’t over, comrade.