Just Baptist Things

Sticking with the old paths since our founder, John the Baptist. and before you ask, NO WE WERE NOT PART OF THE PROTESTANT MOVEMENT!!

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hey girl, I want to rearrange TULIP and put 'U' and 'I' together. #calvinistpickuplines

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The true word of God is...

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you're going to hell if you don't refer to everyone in your family unit as sister/brother

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If you don't wear dark shorts/skirt and a dark shirt in the shower, then you need to get right with the Lord.

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You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about #redbackONLY #anythingelseisoutofhell

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When they sing the 29364927492nd verse of "just as I am" #canigetaHAYMAN

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the man of God is not the man of God if he doesn't have a black leather scofield KJV to preach out of

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Man of God wears anything other than a white shirt while preaching= NOT CALLED TO PREACH #CANIGETAHAYMAN

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If you dance, YOU ARE WICKED

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The unelected shouldn't wear a crucifix around their neck. Jesus didn't die for you. #NoHope

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@JesseKragiel Calvin Klein was predestined to not be elected!!

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If you watch any movies other than passion of the Christ or courageous, you've got a direct line to Hell. #hellivision

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I hate how Calvin Klein disrespects the name of John Calvin with their provocative undergarments!

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Preacher, if you don't use the phrase "pray a hedge of protection around" during this Sunday's pastoral prayer, then your heart's not right!

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AS FOR ME AND MY HOUSE, we will serve John Calvin for the greater cause of the elected #inmycalvins

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I really want to know what's going on in the news, but I threw out me Hell-evision last night !! #straightouttahell

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Mixed bathing?? Yeah like I'm going to hand my teens over to the devil #wicked

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Man of God wearing shorts? ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HELL. that is of the devil

[Oldpaths Guide @OldpathsGhost]

Anyone wearing shorts should be viewed as a prime candidate for salvation. They're obviously lost. #BitterBattleRoyale

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Snapchat: OUT OF HELL